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FortuneCookie3
  • Town/Country : US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 April 1993 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 402
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my manager came into the dog grooming salon I work at, lecturing about the importance of staying out of a dog's "bite zone". Right then, the dog I was working on bit me. FML

#18765091
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18379) - you deserved it (3565)

On 01/10/2012 at 7:50am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my parents got a new dog. It attacks me every time I laugh. FML

#18714310
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25789) - you deserved it (2998)

On 01/05/2012 at 7:06am - animals - by Imgonnahaveabf - United States

Today, I jokingly mocked my dad about his age. He jokingly poured milk all over my head. FML

#18713079
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10353) - you deserved it (29158)

On 01/05/2012 at 1:58am - misc - by Kyle - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car at a gas station. A man stopped to help me with a wire hanger. After about 20 min in the freezing weather, he was getting close to unlocking it when I looked over at the passenger door to see that it was unlocked. All the doors were unlocked but the driver's side. FML

#18632111
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6895) - you deserved it (24467)

On 12/28/2011 at 3:59am - misc - by GeriGeriBoBeri - United States

Today, I started to seductively kiss my girlfriend on the neck. When I asked her if she liked it, she said, "Yes, because I don't have to smell your breath." FML

#18517273
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19574) - you deserved it (18134)

On 12/15/2011 at 2:00am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, our new boss showed up for his first day of work. I thought I'd seen it all, but he demands that we say "Hail to the King" every time he passes through the office. When I called HR about it, the guy on the other end told me to "man up and deal with it". FML

#18479274
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23798) - you deserved it (3612)

On 12/10/2011 at 8:03pm - work - by Poorman (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I got my first driving lesson from my dad. We traded seats, I started the car and his entire lesson was, "Go." FML

#18475909
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19098) - you deserved it (3134)

On 12/10/2011 at 11:45am - misc - by Maggie (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I drove into the parking lot at work, and discovered too late that there were patches of ice everywhere. As I turned to enter my usual spot, I lost control of the vehicle, and despite my pleas, praying, and profanity, it glided straight into my boss' car. FML

#18469057
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25457) - you deserved it (3500)

On 12/09/2011 at 3:14pm - work - by charliebravo77 (man) - United States (Illinois)



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