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About Fortuitous : Be wary of defenestration.
This profile doesn't say much about me, so send me a message about anything. I always reply. My picture is a representation of my ideas about the world.
"Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions."
"Nothing is evil which is in accordance to nature."
"Even a stopped clock is right twice a day."
"Anybody can make history. Only a great man can write it."
"To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all."
To analyze a quote is to gain the wisdom it supplies. To use a quote is to truly understand its meaning.
Now, this is my interpretation of the FML caste system.
1. FML Gods: the radiance of this site (kind of like those dudes on Mount Olympus)
2. FML Demi-Gods: truly respected commenters that you can never, ever win an argument with
3. FML Geniuses: the hilarious Grammar Nazis that have display their prowess in beautifully destroying idiots
Then, everyone else.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, whilst at my awards night, I got a boner, right as it was my turn to accept my award. To avoid a awkward situation, I flipped it up and under my belt. This failed to make the situation any less awkward, because the head of my penis poked out through my shirt, in plain view of the audience. FML
Today, at dinner, my grandmother informed us that my cousin's newborn baby has been having seizures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replied, "It's not a seizure if you're shaking it." FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML
Today, I was talking to the girl I've liked for 2 years. We were assigned partners for a History project so we were going to work on it at my house. When she asked me for directions, I told her I lived on Woodcock Road. She yelled slapped me and stormed off. I was serious. FML
Wednesday 26 November 2014