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About Fortuitous : Be wary of defenestration.
This profile doesn't say much about me, so send me a message about anything. I always reply. My picture is a representation of my ideas about the world.
"Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions."
"Nothing is evil which is in accordance to nature."
"Even a stopped clock is right twice a day."
"Anybody can make history. Only a great man can write it."
"To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all."
To analyze a quote is to gain the wisdom it supplies. To use a quote is to truly understand its meaning.
Now, this is my interpretation of the FML caste system.
1. FML Gods: the radiance of this site (kind of like those dudes on Mount Olympus)
2. FML Demi-Gods: truly respected commenters that you can never, ever win an argument with
3. FML Geniuses: the hilarious Grammar Nazis that have display their prowess in beautifully destroying idiots
Then, everyone else.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I met my roommate for the first time. I walked in the door to see him in full Roman gladiator gear, screaming at the computer because he lost 18 knights. He also told me he wakes up every 3 hours to make sure his army is still intact. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML
Today, I was playing basketball outside in my driveway. I saw three cute girls walking by, so I thought I would try to show off a little by doing a backwards slam dunk. I jumped, completely missed the rim and hit my head on the backboard. Then my mom ran out to help me up. FML
Today, I had to sneeze really bad in a restaurant. To avoid sneezing on everybody's food, I turned my head to the side and sneezed, it just so happens a waitress was there serving a table. My nose went straight into her ass. FML
Friday 22 May 2015