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FormerlyCaptainO

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 April 1984 (32 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 737
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About FormerlyCaptainO : Uh oh! A newbie!

So... why isn't Ms. a title option? Just curious.

I work, spend time with my 3 kids, goof off on the internet, and occasionally have time/energy to hang out with my boyfriend/friends. I have many interests, ranging from books/movies/music to knitting, gaming, blah blah blah...

I'm pretty average. Someone has to be, right?

FormerlyCaptainO's page activity

Visits<b>lmc94</b> - the 10/02/2011 at 12:48am<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 10:53pm<b>jujubeewhoopie</b> - the 09/19/2010 at 7:51pm<b>hellfire1318</b> - the 06/27/2010 at 4:11pm<b>The_good_times</b> - the 06/27/2010 at 1:58pm<b>Chuzza</b> - the 06/27/2010 at 11:28am<b>Heazie</b> - the 06/27/2010 at 11:25am<b>alzoid</b> - the 06/27/2010 at 10:56am<b>isyk</b> - the 06/16/2010 at 1:28am<b>green_shade</b> - the 05/18/2010 at 8:41pm<b>JimmyIOCS</b> - the 04/29/2010 at 11:10pm<b>lxclark</b> - the 04/26/2010 at 6:31am<b>sw2f2fchik612</b> - the 04/16/2010 at 12:59am<b>kpark115</b> - the 04/14/2010 at 9:05pm<b>Othello22</b> - the 04/07/2010 at 5:12pm<b>Snugglez</b> - the 04/07/2010 at 12:13am<b>aardvarkish</b> - the 03/27/2010 at 1:47pm<b>McMarlin</b> - the 03/26/2010 at 10:28pm

FormerlyCaptainO's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

FormerlyCaptainO's favorite FMLs

Today, my four year old daughter pulled her pants down in the middle of Best Buy. Apparently, you can smell the farts better when they don't have to pass through clothing. FML

by Username / 10/04/2010 at 1:48am / Kids

Today, my daughter watched a potty training video on Sesame Street. In the middle of the video, she got up and ran to her potty to practice. She then announced, "All done!", and proudly closed the lid to her potty. She then immediately stood on top of it and peed. FML

by Mommy / 09/29/2010 at 6:47pm / United States (New Jersey) / Kids

Today, I was woken up at 3:00 am to the sound of a tape recording of a baby crying, loudly. This has been going on for 3 nights, non stop. Why? because I brought up the subject of having a baby with my wife. Clearly, you can see where she stands. FML

by kfoehslfns / 08/01/2010 at 4:45am / United States (Oregon) / Kids

Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids?" I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML

by PicturePerfect / 03/02/2009 at 4:33pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous