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About FormerlyCaptainO : Uh oh! A newbie!
So... why isn't Ms. a title option? Just curious.
I work, spend time with my 3 kids, goof off on the internet, and occasionally have time/energy to hang out with my boyfriend/friends. I have many interests, ranging from books/movies/music to knitting, gaming, blah blah blah...
I'm pretty average. Someone has to be, right?
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my daughter watched a potty training video on Sesame Street. In the middle of the video, she got up and ran to her potty to practice. She then announced, "All done!", and proudly closed the lid to her potty. She then immediately stood on top of it and peed. FML
Today, I was woken up at 3:00 am to the sound of a tape recording of a baby crying, loudly. This has been going on for 3 nights, non stop. Why? because I brought up the subject of having a baby with my wife. Clearly, you can see where she stands. FML
Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids?" I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML
Monday 1 September 2014