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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 April 1984 (31 years)
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  • Number of visits : 715
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About FormerlyCaptainO : Uh oh! A newbie!

So... why isn't Ms. a title option? Just curious.

I work, spend time with my 3 kids, goof off on the internet, and occasionally have time/energy to hang out with my boyfriend/friends. I have many interests, ranging from books/movies/music to knitting, gaming, blah blah blah...

I'm pretty average. Someone has to be, right?

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Today, my four year old daughter pulled her pants down in the middle of Best Buy. Apparently, you can smell the farts better when they don't have to pass through clothing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33571) - you deserved it (5109)

On 10/04/2010 at 1:48am - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my daughter watched a potty training video on Sesame Street. In the middle of the video, she got up and ran to her potty to practice. She then announced, "All done!", and proudly closed the lid to her potty. She then immediately stood on top of it and peed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26705) - you deserved it (3459)

On 09/29/2010 at 6:47pm - kids - by Mommy (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was woken up at 3:00 am to the sound of a tape recording of a baby crying, loudly. This has been going on for 3 nights, non stop. Why? because I brought up the subject of having a baby with my wife. Clearly, you can see where she stands. FML


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On 08/01/2010 at 4:45am - kids - by kfoehslfns - United States (Oregon)

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