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ForWhatItsWorth
  • Town/Country : Malta
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 June 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 7399
  • Number of comments : 13
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Today, my brother and I were going to give our parents their anniversary gift which cost us over $3000. The gift was a trip to London in August to see a show on Michael Jackson's comeback tour. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (93935) - you deserved it (8812)

On 06/26/2009 at 10:31am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I ran into my crush of three years ago. We used to always walk our dogs together. He still remembered my dog's name. He didn't remember mine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43286) - you deserved it (2528)

On 06/24/2009 at 6:10am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, is the first day of my honeymoon. It has been 6 years since I took a "real" vacation. We have 3 kids and a small house, and now we have 9 days alone in random hotels to do what couples do on their honeymoon without kids... Day one, I got my period 7 days early. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (72161) - you deserved it (4246)

On 06/21/2009 at 2:00pm - intimacy - by picaru (woman) - United States (California)



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