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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 December 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1576
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Folly : I'm a lolicon, I enjoy anime and manga, and you can usually find me on various forums.

Outbreak Company is pretty good so far...

Folly's page activity

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Folly's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. It's okay, I know who the father is: my ex-boyfriend, who moved to Japan last week. FML

Today, after an hour of crying over a guy I like, I put on some Adele and sang along. My mom quickly took notice and came to give me advice, which was to "get over it" because he doesn't want me, and that "masturbation beats relationships hands down." Gee, thanks mom. FML

#20469543
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25521) - you deserved it (6636)

On 01/20/2013 at 1:22pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, I was told that my insurance will no longer cover my birth control as it's deemed "unnecessary" for a man, which, according to them, I've been since August. I'm definitely still a woman. FML

Today, my grandparents took me out for dinner for my birthday. After singing, "Happy birthday dear..." they froze. I had to say my own name because they'd forgotten it. FML

#20058422
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23899) - you deserved it (1534)

On 09/05/2012 at 2:12am - misc - by holymoly - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while I was taking my driver's test, my instructor received a text message. He promptly had a panic attack and screamed for me to pull over. It turned out his wife wanted a divorce. The last 15 minutes of my test consisted of him sobbing to himself as I drove back to the DMV. FML

#20024961
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25926) - you deserved it (1646)

On 08/16/2012 at 6:36pm - misc - by Samantha (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was so bored that I actually read the iTunes store's terms and conditions. FML

#20024681
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30677) - you deserved it (7393)

On 08/16/2012 at 3:50pm - misc - by cardsftw - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wanted to go to the gym with him, and I responded that we could do another kind of workout upstairs. He quickly said he'd rather just go to the gym. FML

#20000076
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25336) - you deserved it (5484)

On 08/03/2012 at 8:14am - intimacy - by rejected4555 (woman) - United States

Today, I got my laptop back after waiting weeks for it to be fixed. It turns out that they didn't fix it; they dusted it off, held it for a few days, and sent it back. FML

#19985315
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20352) - you deserved it (1563)

On 07/26/2012 at 1:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I let my daughter bake a cake for her brother's fifth birthday party. She showed up later with a cake in the shape of a cock and balls. Apparently it's okay, though, because "I frosted it to look like a rocket, hehehe!" I can't believe my balls spawned this moron. FML

#19867387
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20869) - you deserved it (5956)

On 06/29/2012 at 5:39pm - misc - by Nick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, when I was laying in my bed, I looked on the opposite side and saw a spider the size of my palm staring at me. And if that wasn't bad, I found out it hops. I still can't find it. FML

#19756673
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27978) - you deserved it (1646)

On 06/08/2012 at 7:13pm - misc - by somebody - United States (Maryland)

Today, I had food poisoning. When I was finally able to drag myself to the kitchen for some Gatorade, I got stung by a wasp. FML

#19575961
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22457) - you deserved it (1883)

On 05/05/2012 at 3:19am - health - by markzar - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was petting my cat and I jokingly said out loud, "Oh, the pussy likes it rough? You like that, don't you?" My windows were open and I could hear the neighbors laughing. FML

Today, I went for a job interview for a building position at a retail store. They saw on my application that I was good at math. They asked me what the circumference of a circle is. Being nervous during the interview, I accidentally said the area of a circle. I didn't get the job. FML

#19567583
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18277) - you deserved it (6386)

On 05/03/2012 at 8:16am - work - by mathguy (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, during an Easter egg hunt, I found divorce papers. FML

#19428226
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34414) - you deserved it (2351)

On 04/08/2012 at 5:16am - love - by claudio117 - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was on the train ride home from a trip to Florida, and I gave my mom a call. While we talked, I made an offhand comment that all my friends back home must miss me. She knowingly asked if I meant my Sims and my cat. FML

#19314289
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19478) - you deserved it (4573)

On 03/20/2012 at 3:15pm - misc - by lyla - United States



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