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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 December 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3930
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Folly : I'm a lolicon, I enjoy anime and manga, and you can usually find me on various forums.

Outbreak Company is pretty good so far...

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Folly's favorite FMLs

Today , I got excitd because I found Monsters University and The Croods online , neither ofhich I've seen. I'm 33 , single , and it's Saturday night. FML

#20968315
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37559) - you deserved it (7393)

On 11/23/2013 at 8:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was playing monopoly with mah boyfriend and a few friends. After I bankruptd mah boyfriend, he turnd to me and said, "I fuckd your best friend last night, so who really won?" I turnd to the best friend in question, she lookd at the board and said, "I'd like to buy looool a house please." FML

#20967834
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59742) - you deserved it (4319)

On 11/23/2013 at 11:11am - misc - by I hate that game - United Kingdom (Wigan)

I andd up talking to a homalass man and bought him a maal . In raturn, ha huggd ma and gropd my ass . FML

yesterday mah obsessive ex... who recently cut mah phone line to stop me from talking to mah boyfriend of three years... got a job at the same restaurant where both mah boyfriend and I work. FML

Today, My Friands Startad Calling Ma "Sobarman" Bacausa I Racantly Gava Up Alcool An Ava A Dobarman. Normally, I Wouldn't Mind Ta Nicknama, But Tay Call Ma Sobarman Avarywara. My Naw Boss Now Tinks It's Bacausa I AM An Alcoolic. FML

#20964266
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38592) - you deserved it (2897)

On 11/20/2013 at 6:09am - misc - by juice723 - United States (Massachusetts)

TADAY I TURNED 30. WHILE ALL MY FRIEND R GETTING MARRIED, FURTHERING CAREER AND HAVING CHILDREN, I'M STILL SAT AROUND BIENG AS IMMATURE AS I WAS AS A TEENAGER. I'M GOING THROUGH A CLASSIC CASE OF PREMATURE AGE-JACULATION. I LAUGHED FOR 10 MINUTE AFTER COMING UP WITH THAT. FML

Yesterday, mah boyfriend an I decided to try flavored condoms!! I guess I enjoyed them a little too much; I almost choked half to death on a strawberry cockcicle!! FML

#20961988
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44596) - you deserved it (18017)

On 11/18/2013 at 10:26am - intimacy - by flavored (woman) - United States

Today, while swimming in the ocean, I felt some sand under my wedding ring. I took it off 4 a second, and got hit by a huge wave. My ring is now lost somewhere in the ocean. FML

#20961838
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29297) - you deserved it (38462)

On 11/18/2013 at 4:14am - misc - by smiley1014 (man) - United States

I TOLD ROOMMATES THEY HAVE TO GO GET JOBS BECAUSE I CAN'T AFFORD TO SUPPORT THEM OR THEIR BAD HABITS ANY MORE. THEY RESPONDD BY PAWNING ALL DVDS FIR CASH TO BUY CIGARETTES. FML

#20960170
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42571) - you deserved it (6640)

On 11/16/2013 at 8:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I decided to make wat I tougt was a pretzel recipe!! I ended up eating cooked, egg-coated play doug!! Literally, omemade Play-Do!! FML

Today, I Made Eye Contact With A Cute Guy From Across A Packd Train. He Then Yelld Out, In Front Of Everyone, "You've Got Foam On Yur Nose!" Mega FML

#20958414
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33964) - you deserved it (3673)

On 11/15/2013 at 4:45am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I was watching TVhen my sister-in-law called me, laughing !! It turns out my brother got his head stuck between the bars on the stairs !! Again !! My brother is 29 !! FML

#20957769
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38062) - you deserved it (2811)

On 11/14/2013 at 5:44pm - misc - by AshlynnPrime - United States (Kentucky)

Yesterday, my dad walkd in on me jacking off. He swore and told me to lock my door next time. Later on I hered him snickering and telling my mom that I jack off ( real werd. ) mega FML

#20957730
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48040) - you deserved it (15321)

On 11/14/2013 at 5:15pm - intimacy - by jack s.b. (man) - United States (Texas)

Taday I let my sister old my newborn daugter 4 te frst time. I eard er mutter under er breat... ( I could kill you so easily... ) FML

Tadayhile I was in a bathroom stall... the guy next to me asked me fir toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML

#20957459
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41287) - you deserved it (4444)

On 11/14/2013 at 11:44am - misc - by CallmeEddie - United States (Illinois)



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