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Fnoo
  • Town/Country : Glasgow, Scotland
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 August 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 1773
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Fnoo : Student, freelance writer and news editor for Square Go.

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Today, I discovered that the dust bunny I've been stepping over for the last month is actually a dead rat. FML

#7058578 (140)

I agree, your life sucks (5326) - you deserved it (28729)

On 12/31/2009 at 2:31pm - misc - by omg (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I tripped over a ice block frozen to the ground and hit my knee hard on another. I had trouble getting up, so I asked my dad if he could give me a hand. He started clapping and walked away. FML

#7048794 (53)

I agree, your life sucks (17166) - you deserved it (2573)

On 12/31/2009 at 1:23am - health - by .... (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I woke up to my whole room ruined, it was a mess and everything was torn and chewed up. I suddenly see a dog walk across the hall. I don't have a dog. FML

#7002403 (64)

I agree, your life sucks (20973) - you deserved it (1339)

On 12/28/2009 at 10:43pm - animals - by DOGSNACHER (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my dad finally used the electric shaver I bought him for Christmas. My dog now has bald patches. FML

#6987202 (41)

I agree, your life sucks (15073) - you deserved it (2228)

On 12/28/2009 at 2:30am - animals - by dumbdad (woman) - United States (California)

Today, feeling festive, I sent everyone on my phone's contact list a holiday message. Almost everyone replied back "who's this?" FML

#6983809 (50)

I agree, your life sucks (19457) - you deserved it (2946)

On 12/28/2009 at 12:00am - misc - by mikeyamazing - Sent from mobile version

Today, the girl that I have been secretly madly in love with for 6 years told me "fuck off and stop doing nice things for me." FML

#6980347 (139)

I agree, your life sucks (20754) - you deserved it (6608)

On 12/27/2009 at 9:18pm - love - by anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I crossed a one-way street after looking for oncoming traffic only to be hit by a car driving in reverse. FML

#6975608 (77)

I agree, your life sucks (24923) - you deserved it (3649)

On 12/27/2009 at 3:48pm - misc - by Davios - United States

Today, I was driving in the car with my boyfriend and he couldn't keep his hands off me. Nothing to complain about when your boyfriend likes to touch you, right? Except when he keeps smacking your jiggly thighs to watch the ripples and 'tenderize the pork chops'. FML

#6971374 (128)

I agree, your life sucks (23788) - you deserved it (5457)

On 12/27/2009 at 9:19am - love - by porkythighs (woman) - Singapore

Today, I realized the closest person I have to a friend is the debt collector who calls me every day. FML

#6970939 (53)

I agree, your life sucks (21448) - you deserved it (4535)

On 12/27/2009 at 7:40am - misc - by kanenakid - United States (New York)

Today, the guy I've had a crush on came over to my house. My Dad came in to see how we we're doing and randomly looks at me and says "Man... You've REALLY been puttin' on the pounds!", pokes me in the stomach a few times, and leaves. FML

#6968150 (82)

I agree, your life sucks (21561) - you deserved it (2536)

On 12/27/2009 at 2:15am - misc - by Fatty (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I woke up to an unfamiliar male face right beside mine. I flipped out fell of my 4 foot raised bed and got a concussion. Who, you may ask, was in my bed? My Robert Pattinson pillowcase. FML

#6963425 (296)

I agree, your life sucks (4938) - you deserved it (45977)

On 12/26/2009 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was unloading things into a hotel. As I went to get a bag out in the hallway, the room door closed and I had no key. When I knocked and asked my family to let me back in, no one answered. The doors are clearly not soundproof. I could hear them debating whether or not to let me back in. FML

#6945734 (43)

I agree, your life sucks (17624) - you deserved it (2625)

On 12/25/2009 at 8:50pm - misc - by RoxahTheGreat (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom got drunk and decided to unwrap all my Christmas gifts and throw them at the wall. Ho, ho, ho. FML

#6933865 (66)

I agree, your life sucks (22745) - you deserved it (1415)

On 12/25/2009 at 2:25am - misc - by sucks_brah (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I woke up to find my garage broken into and my car covered in paint and with the words "F*** you". Why? I broke up with my ex because she cheated on me and stole money off me and my mom. Apparently this wasn't a good enough excuse to break her up with her. FML

#6229163 (112)

I agree, your life sucks (26894) - you deserved it (1464)

On 11/09/2009 at 3:25pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Solihull)

Today, I was at the mall, I saw a girl crying that her ice cream had fallen on the floor. Feeling generous, I bought her a new one. She threw it on the ground, laughed, and came over to her mom and told that I was bothering her, so the mom called security. FML

#6222787 (110)

I agree, your life sucks (27692) - you deserved it (3250)

On 11/09/2009 at 12:49am - misc - by miseventshappen - United States (California)



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