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I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wantd to make it a realistic as possible but endd up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML

#5774504
145 comments

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On 10/11/2009 at 11:42am - misc - by oxjessiiox (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wantd to make it a realistic as possible but endd up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML

#5774504
145 comments

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On 10/11/2009 at 11:42am - misc - by oxjessiiox (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wantd to make it a realistic as possible but endd up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML

#5774504
145 comments

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On 10/11/2009 at 11:42am - misc - by oxjessiiox (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today during the opening night performance of our schools musical while I wasn't on stage I decidd to use the restroom. I came out to find two of fellow actresses putting thier hands over mouth. Apparently I had left microphone on and everyone heard me using the restroom. FML

I learned to check inside the oven before you preheat it!! Sometimes children hide there pet rabbit in there!! FML

#5522422
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On 09/28/2009 at 3:15am - misc - by ripfluffy (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today , I thought it would be fun to tease mah dog by standing above her an hitting each of her paws repeatedly. My dog thought it would be fun to jump up an bite at mah chest whilst I wasn't wereing a shrt. I just spent four hours in hospital getting mah nipple sewn back on. FML

#5289656
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On 09/16/2009 at 9:24am - animals - by nipped (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I hird a private investigator to find out if my wife of 15 years is cheating on me with my brother. I don't know what's worse, that she is cheating on me, or that instead of cheating with my brother she's cheating with my brother's wife. FML

#5151842
222 comments

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On 09/09/2009 at 5:20pm - love - by nick2.0 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was walking on a busy street!! I saw this beautiful blonde walking acros the street and a car was coming!! I wanted to be lyk in the movie where the guy pushe the grl out of the way so she doesn't get hit!! I accidentally pushed her the wrong way!! Right into the car!! fat FML

#5107087
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On 09/07/2009 at 3:21pm - misc - by ilovefootball (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, Before Class I Was Trying To Prove I Can Twist Myself Like The People On The Front Of Mah Anatomy Textbook, I Got Onto A Table And Twisted Mah Ankles Behind Mah Head. Everyone Seemed Impressed Until I Farted So Loudly That It Echoed In The Hallway. I Couldn't Get Mah Legs Unstuck. FML

#5050946
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On 09/04/2009 at 11:07pm - misc - by flexibleflatulance (woman) - United States (New York)

today my friend an I were making sandwiches at his house . His family's dog wandered over just as I dropped a large chunk of cheddar on the floor . The dog snatched it up an ran away with it . I yelled after it, jokingly, that I hoped it would choke an die . It did . FML

#4932229
180 comments

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On 08/30/2009 at 4:17pm - animals - by lily (woman) - United States (California)

Today, ma usband and I decidd to take a romantic trip to te beac. We got pulld over, and sortly tereafter e was arrestd. Just so appens you can't miss cild support payments 4 your twelve year old daugter witout getting a warrant. He as a daugter? We've been marrid 4 14 yeres. FML

#4845223
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On 08/26/2009 at 8:57pm - misc - by AreYouSerious (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today... I was at my boyfriand's housahila his plumbing was baing radona. I raally had to paa... but tha toilat wasn't working... so I pad in his cat's littarbox. His cat got dafansiva... and startd attacking mahila I pad. My boyfriand walkd in and saw thahola thing. FML

#4639027
182 comments

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On 08/18/2009 at 9:13pm - love - by litterbox_girl (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today.. . I was driving on the freeway and there was a dead animal (I think a cat) in the road . The car in front of me decidd to merge over . It kickd up part of the dead animal and sent it flying through mah open window . I think I got hit in the face with a piece of foot . FML

#4571897
103 comments

Today, while I was watching Miley Cyrus new music video, I had an itch near mah bikini line that I couldn't reach through mah jeans . So I unzipped mah pants to get to it, an that's when mah boyfriend walked in on me with mah hands down mah pants . He thought I was getting off on the music video . FML

#4555175
212 comments

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On 08/15/2009 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by notguilty (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was very sick and kept throwing up. I took a shower after every time I threw up. While in the shower after I threw up, I had to throw up again, so I got out and ran to the toilet. I slippd on the tile, broke my nose on the floor, and then threw up. FML

#4543723
136 comments

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On 08/15/2009 at 3:51am - health - by Ouch (man) - United States (Michigan)



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