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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 October 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2000
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About FmyL6 : Hi! Call me Joe. I'm just an average Joe, who likes FML. Sigh, fuck me...

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FmyL6's favorite FMLs

Today, my coworker and I announced that we are spending our holidays together, because we both have kids. My boss announced he is coming with us. FML

#21303728
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21829) - you deserved it (2548)

On 11/22/2014 at 5:16am - work - by Carnage23 (man) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, I noticed my fish was still hungry after feeding him earlier. I figured "ehh a little bit more won't kill him". I was wrong. FML

#21303699
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21532) - you deserved it (5948)

On 11/22/2014 at 2:22am - animals - by liishax3 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I asked my dad if he thought my dress was nice, and if guys would go for me. He replied, "Shit, depends on how drunk they are." FML

#21303377
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25924) - you deserved it (3457)

On 11/21/2014 at 3:07pm - misc - by Veronica - United States (California)

Today, I was selling winter-themed cookies at my university. I cheerfully asked a girl if she would like to buy cookies to support peer tutoring. Her response? "I don't eat food." FML

#21303227
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26072) - you deserved it (2793)

On 11/21/2014 at 8:51am - misc - by UTRejected (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML

#21303116
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25238) - you deserved it (3009)

On 11/21/2014 at 1:11am - work - by TJ AJ RJ / IV the V - United States (California)

Today, my co-worker threw a rubber mallet at my face, and I broke my finger in the process of saving my face. She then told me to "take it up with HR, bitch". She's the HR manager. FML

#21302927
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27700) - you deserved it (2109)

On 11/20/2014 at 7:29pm - work - by spreadburger - United States (Florida)

Today, a girl said to me, "Sorry, but I have a boyfriend". I hadn't said anything to her. FML

Today, I slipped on a wet floor at the supermarket and busted my nose. It wouldn't be as embarrassing if I hadn't missed the "CAUTION: WET FLOOR" sign that I'd put there myself just 30 minutes earlier. FML

#21302796
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24632) - you deserved it (7327)

On 11/20/2014 at 3:45pm - health - by fark (woman) - Ireland

Today, it took a whole half hour of scratching my head before I realized with horror that the weird tickling sensation I'd been feeling was actually a spider crawling around in my hair. FML

#21302674
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27657) - you deserved it (2410)

On 11/20/2014 at 10:23am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my friendly neighbor asked me to check in on his apartment every few days while he's gone on vacation. You can imagine my horror when I walked in for the first time and found out he's a snake breeder. Twelve more days to go. FML

#21302388
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26597) - you deserved it (2812)

On 11/19/2014 at 9:43pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my supervisor was watching a video of his son. I heard a voice in the background and asked if it was Elmo. It was his wife. FML

#21302177
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28236) - you deserved it (4780)

On 11/19/2014 at 3:56pm - work - by bookworm - United States (Texas)

Today, a cop car was tailing me. I was scared, and trying to avoid any tickets, I drove straight through a huge pothole rather than swerving to avoid it. The cop pulled me over and insisted I was intoxicated, because "anybody in their right mind would've dodged that pothole." FML

#21302094
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28488) - you deserved it (5733)

On 11/19/2014 at 1:44pm - misc - by limpdick9 - United States (California)

Today, I spent 20 minutes arguing with the class dipshit, trying to convince her that wifi hot-spots are not in fact saunas powered by wifi. FML

#21302021
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26642) - you deserved it (3160)

On 11/19/2014 at 10:09am - misc - by Donutsarelife - United States

Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML

#21301400
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39651) - you deserved it (3382)

On 11/18/2014 at 1:57pm - misc - by steak through the heart - United States (California)

Today, it was the fourth time I've had major dental work done, because my dentist messed up my root canal. After almost a dozen needles, three missed work days, over $1,000, and 2 broken tools, I only have a tiny, barely-successful filling to show for it. FML

#21301373
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28721) - you deserved it (2763)

On 11/18/2014 at 12:45pm - health - by hatemydentist - Canada (Ontario)



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