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Fminetoo
  • Town/Country : Cleveland, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 19 June 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 1308
  • Number of comments : 158
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About Fminetoo : Love this website, makes me feel a little bit better when i think im having a bad day.

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Today, I discovered that when business is slow at my family-owned store, my daughter and another employee make a habit of sneaking away to the back room. I have literally been paying this kid to screw around with my daughter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27520) - you deserved it (4430)

On 02/19/2010 at 3:36pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, at a bar, a woman approched me and tried to set me up with her friend. Looking around, the only people in the bar were a man reading the paper and a very ugly woman, looking at me and smiling. I worriedly replied, "I'm sorry, but I'm gay." Turns out her friend was the one reading the paper. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9503) - you deserved it (34592)

On 01/12/2010 at 5:26am - love - by awkward23 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I walked in on my parents necking in the living room. I promptly covered my eyes and muttered something about my innocence being stolen from me. My dad looked up from the couch, and mentioned that he had heard my innocence being stolen by Jake, my boyfriend from 2 years ago. FML

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99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7015) - you deserved it (31449)

On 01/11/2010 at 9:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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