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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 31 December 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4442
  • Number of comments : 839
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Flutist : This is kind of the bitch account for my friend Becca, me (Sandy) and our friend Tim. I got this account from my cousin Regina. So if the messages are kinda weird its because we have three people using it. :/ Weird I know.

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Flutist's favorite FMLs

Today, my boss's cat died. I'm expected to attend the service. FML

#16477855
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30711) - you deserved it (3985)

On 06/03/2011 at 12:47am - work - by whymyliferose - United States (Oregon)

Today, I finally started my dream job. I turned up for work with a huge smile on my face. Imagine how much my face dropped when I saw that I had to share an office with the girl I stood up last weekend. FML

#16251176
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9779) - you deserved it (72257)

On 05/19/2011 at 11:13am - work - by Username -

Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML

#16234467
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64971) - you deserved it (4462)

On 05/18/2011 at 3:57am - intimacy - by Jackedup (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

#14610613
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40039) - you deserved it (26533) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

#14608705
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30632) - you deserved it (19916) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we kissed and I took down my pants, she screamed and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML

#14604817
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43291) - you deserved it (6262)

On 01/16/2011 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while playing with my cat, she decided to give me a surprise nipple piercing with her claws. FML

#14579173
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24149) - you deserved it (4711)

On 01/14/2011 at 3:53pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
504 comments

I agree, your life sucks (230187) - you deserved it (80606)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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