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  • Town/Country : Stockholm, Sweden
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Today, I went into a haunted house. Around 30 seconds into the adventure, I couldn't stop screaming at the top of my lungs from all of the scares. Suddenly, the little girl ahead of me, who was all by herself, turned around and told me to "suck it up and grow a pair, loser." FML

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On 11/01/2010 at 7:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my gynecologist was having trouble with my exam due to me being "too tight." I'm 24. After the explanation of having been pretty inactive in over a year, she exclaimed, "Damn, girl, we really need to find you a boyfriend!" Yeah, tell me about it. FML

#13645148
154 comments

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On 10/30/2010 at 1:03am - intimacy - by miss cranky pants - United States (California)

Today, while talking with my girlfriend about dating, I learned that she has had more girlfriends than I have. FML

#13634710
143 comments

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On 10/29/2010 at 1:48am - intimacy - by ohmylordy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML

#13624123
113 comments

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On 10/28/2010 at 5:26am - love - by monogamous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I decided to put on my Halloween make-up to be sure that I could and that it would look nice. I was satisfied with my results, and went to wash it off. Everything came off fine, except for the eye liner and eye shadow. It's bright purple. I'm a man. Halloween isn't until Sunday. FML

#13615434
198 comments

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On 10/27/2010 at 2:57pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I realized that my dandruff issue was so horrible, that even my eyebrows have dandruff. FML

#13610452
119 comments

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On 10/27/2010 at 1:24am - health - by ew - United States (Michigan)

Today, while working at a hospital, I told a patient to smile for the camera when taking an xray. His response was, "I have Bell's Palsy and haven't smiled in 5 years." FML

#13601804
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On 10/26/2010 at 12:50pm - health - by oaksac191 - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the library to pick up Romeo and Juliet, for my English class. After looking around for half an hour, I asked the librarian. "I couldn't find Shakespeare anywhere. Where could I find him?" She quickly replied "He's dead", giggled to herself, and went back to her work. FML

#13599206
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On 10/26/2010 at 3:48am - misc - by skippy_liz (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was selling personalised stockings at work. When handing a customer's order over to her, which had no name on, I joked, "Oooh this is a bit mysterious". She replied, "Actually, it's in memory of the baby I miscarried earlier this year." FML

#13574389
160 comments

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On 10/24/2010 at 9:06am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)

Today, I found dried cum in my hair - after being at work for two hours. FML

#13572879
212 comments

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On 10/24/2010 at 3:31am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, while I was substitute teaching a middle school class, a boy, named Chris, refused to get in the boy's line for the bathroom. After I had said, "Chris, what makes you think you're a girl?" in a very loud voice, one of the other students said "She is a girl." I've scarred a child for life. FML

#13571431
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On 10/24/2010 at 1:26am - kids - by badteacher (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while I was substitute teaching a middle school class, a boy, named Chris, refused to get in the boy's line for the bathroom. After I had said, "Chris, what makes you think you're a girl?" in a very loud voice, one of the other students said "She is a girl." I've scarred a child for life. FML

#13571431
235 comments

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On 10/24/2010 at 1:26am - kids - by badteacher (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my parents told me about how they met. I'd already known they were eight years apart, but I never knew my dad started dating my mom when he was 21 and she was 13. FML

#13561698
349 comments

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On 10/23/2010 at 12:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I teach English in Taiwan. I got two new students, brothers named Harry and Potter. People, they're children, not pets. FML

#13541967
170 comments

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On 10/21/2010 at 9:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I took my iPod to Walmart to replace the battery. They tell me to call Apple. I go home again and call Apple. They tell me to call Walmart. I call Walmart. They tell me to bring it in. FML

#13539571
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On 10/21/2010 at 6:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)



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