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Florence_
  • Town/Country : Stockholm, Sweden
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  • Number of visits : 2455
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I found out why my wife insisted on naming our first child "George" if it was a boy. It was her first love's name. FML

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On 01/07/2011 at 8:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, in gym class, we were forced to learn the "Hoedown Throwdown" dance, by Miley Cyrus. This will actually be counted toward my grade. I'm in high school. FML

#14487590
234 comments

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On 01/06/2011 at 5:57pm - misc - by UltraHoe69 - United States

Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML

#14480016
154 comments

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On 01/05/2011 at 10:35pm - love - by sadlife -

Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer asked me to give 5 adjectives describing myself. I listed 7. The last one being "listener." FML

#14456122
73 comments

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On 01/03/2011 at 10:35pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my husband's old fraternity brother came to visit. He fell out of his car, puked, then passed out drunk in our driveway. We got him to the bathroom where he fell asleep. He woke up at 4am, wandered around the house naked, pooped in my trash can, then passed out again. FML

#14445248
76 comments

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On 01/02/2011 at 11:14pm - misc - by Kristin (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my husband was kind enough to hold my hair back while I was going down on him, but didn't have the thought to comfort me this morning while I suffered the effects of morning sickness. FML

#14440523
95 comments

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On 01/02/2011 at 4:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, several family members, including my mum, deleted me from Facebook in a concerted show of contempt. Apparently, I just can't shut up about World of Warcraft. FML

#14438926
142 comments

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On 01/02/2011 at 1:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I am pregnant, sober, designated driver, and puke cleaner. Yay for the New Year! FML

#14418151
82 comments

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On 01/01/2011 at 1:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend purposely makes me cry because it makes him feel special. FML

#14406610
125 comments

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On 12/31/2010 at 6:11am - love - by ohemmgeee (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend purposely makes me cry because it makes him feel special. FML

#14406610
125 comments

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On 12/31/2010 at 6:11am - love - by ohemmgeee (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, instead of watching a movie like a normal family, we performed random acts of kindness by handing out roses to total strangers in the freezing cold. No one would take them. FML

#14400512
87 comments

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On 12/30/2010 at 8:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, while putting a drip in the back of an elderly patient's hand, he commented that he didn't realise doctors had pierced nipples, but not to worry because he's only in the hospital "for the b*tches". FML

#14397838
66 comments

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On 12/30/2010 at 4:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I met my father for the first time since I was a baby. The first comment out of his mouth was, "I bet all the boys love those motherfucking bazongas, don't they?" Hi, Dad. FML

#14396481
85 comments

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On 12/30/2010 at 2:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, my mother told me to 'quit having a pity party'. I was just diagnosed with depression. I've lost my boyfriend, my job, my academic standing, and I just got rejected from every graduate school I applied for. And my mother thinks I'm a cry baby. Great. FML

#14394267
177 comments

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On 12/30/2010 at 10:06am - health - by depressednupset (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my wife and I received confirmation that she has postpartum depression. When sharing this with the family, my mother exclaimed "I told you she was a psycho!" Now my wife is crying louder and more often than our newborn. Thanks, mom. FML

#14383420
119 comments

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On 12/29/2010 at 3:03pm - health - by ppd_sucks (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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