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  • Number of visits : 5908
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Florence_ : Come join me on dA and Tumblr!

dA: camillothemagician.deviantart.com

Tumblr: eldorado-to-the-moon.tumblr.com

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Florence_'s favorite FMLs

Today, I went on the best date I've been on in years. Later on, over drinks we get talking and I explain how I came out to my friends and family. When I ask him how he came out, he replies that he isn't gay, and oh, did I think this was a date? FML

#141984
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60515) - you deserved it (12376)

On 02/26/2009 at 9:56am - love - by thetheatreguy (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom decided to give me relationship advice. She told me the key to a happy/successful relationship was "letting your man explore ALL your orifices." FML

#130109
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46885) - you deserved it (3984)

On 02/25/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was stuck in what I thought was traffic on my way home from work. I started weaving in and out of traffic because it seemed to only be a few cars holding up the line. I get to the front of the line and I'd realized I just weaved through a funeral procession. FML

#94383
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11325) - you deserved it (56074)

On 02/21/2009 at 2:34am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mother was driving me and my friends to a wedding. My friends and I were talking about birth control, and then my mother chimes in, "Yeah, I used to use the sponge, but the spermicide would always burn your dad's penis." FML

#42695
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40573) - you deserved it (6952)

On 02/14/2009 at 4:37pm - intimacy - by Grossed out (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML

#18272
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37680) - you deserved it (475882)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by apricot (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I decided to come out to a co-worker. She looked at me, then laughed, and said, "You can't be gay, you're fat!" FML

#18036
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43112) - you deserved it (4690)

On 02/09/2009 at 5:00pm - misc - by BearMan (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML

#8687
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38761) - you deserved it (15069)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:29pm - animals - by EpicFail (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my best friend was crying because her boyfriend is a retard. I brought my thumb up to wipe a tear off her face, and somehow stuck it up her nose. FML

#4457
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25021) - you deserved it (10870)

On 02/01/2009 at 3:11am - love - by FractalSanity - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I downloaded the 'Dark was the Night' compilation made for charity. I have no soul. FML

#2527
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5554) - you deserved it (25026)

On 01/25/2009 at 12:52pm - misc - by Champs - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I have an auto immune disease which causes my penis to look like a tie-dye t shirt. FML

#2444
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35426) - you deserved it (2622)

On 01/24/2009 at 2:05pm - health - by Damm - United States (New York)

Today, for the 25th time, an Indian called my cell phone asking for 'Pinkie'. I don't know who the hell Pinkie is, but I don't appreciate people calling wrong numbers while I'm having it off. FML

#249
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32805) - you deserved it (9468)

On 11/07/2008 at 8:07pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)



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