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FloTimmyKO
  • Town/Country : Sac, California=]
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 6 January 1996 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 221
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About FloTimmyKO : I enjoy conversing
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Today, my girlfriend dragged me along to one of her family's paintball matches. Her father is a former marine, and hates my guts. He kept going well out of his way to hunt me down and pump as many rounds into me as possible without causing a scene. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23659) - you deserved it (3325)

On 04/20/2012 at 10:48pm - love - by fuck (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out my boyfriend and I have more in common than I thought. We both are sexually attracted to men. FML

Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16834) - you deserved it (18580)

On 04/17/2012 at 3:23pm - misc - by phoneless - Jordan



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