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FloTimmyKO

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  • Birth Date : Saturday 6 January 1996 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 399
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About FloTimmyKO : I enjoy conversing
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Today, my girlfriend dragged me along to one of her family's paintball matches. Her father is a former marine, and hates my guts. He kept going well out of his way to hunt me down and pump as many rounds into me as possible without causing a scene. FML

#19503572
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25507) - you deserved it (3520)

On 04/20/2012 at 10:48pm - love - by fuck (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out my boyfriend and I have more in common than I thought. We both are sexually attracted to men. FML

Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML

#19484468
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19767) - you deserved it (21962)

On 04/17/2012 at 3:23pm - misc - by phoneless - Jordan



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