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  • Birth Date : Saturday 6 January 1996 (19 years)
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Today, my girlfriend dragged me along to one of her family's paintball matches. Her father is a former marine, and hates my guts. He kept going well out of his way to hunt me down and pump as many rounds into me as possible without causing a scene. FML


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Today, I found out my boyfriend and I have more in common than I thought. We both are sexually attracted to men. FML

Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML


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