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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 27 May 1988 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 36350
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About FlickMyBean : Currently Serving in the United States Navy. MOS: CTI, Ship Date: 8/31

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Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65028) - you deserved it (3728)

On 03/05/2009 at 8:51pm - kids - by SadDad - United States (Florida)

Today, I'm playing basketball with my little brother. After jokingly blocking his shot, he turns to me and says "You're a bitch." He's 6. After asking where he heard that word, he responded with "Daddy calls you that when you're not around." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (143515) - you deserved it (11832)

On 02/23/2009 at 7:51am - kids - by lifesucks4me - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66027) - you deserved it (18182)

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