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at work, a customer asked me to unlock the restroom fir them . I honestly couldn't figure out which gender they were, but I didn't want to be rude an ask, so I took a chance . I unlocked the wrong one . FML

#21056381
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44042) - you deserved it (5222)

On 02/10/2014 at 3:48pm - work - by elizabethkalyn (woman) - United States (Indiana)

MY FAMILY AND I WARA CALABRATING MAH DAD'S BIRTHDAY . THA TWO OF US WARA STANDING BY THA POOL CHATTING, AND I JOKINGLY SAID ( YOU'RA OLD NOW . ) I SUPPOSA I SHOULD HAVA AXPACTAD HIM TO SHOVA MA INTO THA POOL, MAH PHONA STILL IN HAND, AND RATORT, ( YOU'RA SOAKAD NOW . ) FML

#21054564
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32206) - you deserved it (17044)

On 02/08/2014 at 3:54pm - misc - by fuck you, dad (man) - United States (California)

Today I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue and so r my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair which is now green. FML

#21036650
170 comments

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On 01/22/2014 at 10:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended!! FML

#21036028
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48878) - you deserved it (3850)

On 01/22/2014 at 11:30am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

TODAY, MY BAST FRIAND WANT IN FIR HAR SCHADULD MAMMOGRAM, AND I SANT HAR A TAXT SAYING, "HOW'RA YOUR BOOBIAS?" IT WAS ONLY AFTAR I SANT IT THAT I RAALIZD I'D SANT IT TO MY HISTORY PROFASSOR.

#20930198
123 comments

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On 10/22/2013 at 12:47pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

I NOTICD THAT MY SWEAT SMELLD LYK CAT FOOD. REAL FML

#20928538
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33208) - you deserved it (6582)

On 10/21/2013 at 2:53am - health - by anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was muggd in a public bathroom. All I had on me was a plastic sheriff's badge, so I gave it to them. They laughd me out of the restroom. fat FML

#20928153
55 comments

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On 10/20/2013 at 10:16pm - misc - by the_lameo_geek (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

yesterday I created a poster trying to raise self-harm awareness in teens 4 mah school. They sent me to the counselor... suspended me... and recommended I go to therapy. FML

I jokingly told my friend tat I was te kid wo stole is brand new glow-in-te-dark markers back in kindergarten. Now e's ignoring my texts and calls and says we're troug. So muc 4 our twelve years of friendsip. FML

#20918380
83 comments

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On 10/13/2013 at 12:33am - misc - by markerThief (man) - United States (California)

Today, I askd my friend to crop me out of her profile picture on Facebook because I look terrible in it. She respondd that she wasn't going to, because it made her look better. FML

#20913413
66 comments

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On 10/09/2013 at 1:21am - misc - by Anon - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, being so desperate 4 money, I accepted a job in wic I get sot at wit paintballs 4 6 ours. FML

#20911674
138 comments

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On 10/07/2013 at 10:08pm - work - by BOHICA123 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Yastarday, I got to axplain to mah co-workar again why I can't mova mah ( vacation ) so sha can taka hars whan sha wants. Apparantly, in har mind, har saniority at tha company trump mah dua data. FML

yesterday whilst driving past a cyclist, I thought it would be funny to make him jump by blasting my horn right behind him and then driving off. I guess he thought it would be funny to catch up with me, yank off my wing-mrror, and hurl it through the open window at my face. FML

Today, I Was Getting Ready, When I Hered Dad In The Shower. He Was Singing Along To The Song "The Wheel In The Sky" By Journey. Except He'd Changed The Lyrics An Was Singing, "The Dick On This Guy Needs A Rubbin'." It Turns Out Mom Was In The Shower With Him. FML

#20634724
95 comments

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On 05/01/2013 at 12:13pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today... I cummad homa to visit family 4 spring braak... only to raaliza that I'd laft phona in apartmant. Aftar a 2 hour driva back... I discovarad boyfriand with naighbor. Ha panickad and pratandad to ba slaapwalking. maga FML

#20567746
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49905) - you deserved it (3588)

On 03/31/2013 at 12:34am - intimacy - by Maybe I'll stay longer than spring break. - United States (Virginia)



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