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About FlappyBirdxSatan : Can you even face me?
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Today, Mah Boss Hered A Rumor That I Was In A Relationship With A Fellow Co-worker. He Assurd Me That Inside Relationships Weren't Against Any Store Policy, So I Confirmd It. He Then Fird Mah Boyfriend Anyway. FML
Today, I thought it would be cute to put on a Santa hat an ask crush wat he wanted for Christmas. He said "A grlfriend." I took off Santa hat an yelled "Ta-da!" He added, "An ATTRACTIVE grlfriend." FML
Today, I watched my daughter squealing with delight in front of a video game. Beating a boss? Slaying an adversary? Completing a quest? Not at all. She was chasing birds, making them fly away, then starting all over again as soon as they landed. She's 19. FML
Today, I'm staying with my in-laws. My husband is fighting with his dad, who's fighting with his brother-in-law, who's fighting with his wife. The only ones not fighting r my sister-in-law an her boyfriend, who're getting along great on a squeaky mattres in the room next to mine. real FML
Today, a girl an I were flirting an it was going well !! Feeling bold, I asked what she would do if I kissed her !! She smiled flirtatiously an said "Why don't u try it an find out?" I went in 4 a kiss, an she slapped me !! FML
Today, I woka up to my girlfriand grinning at ma, har hand on my junk. I grinnd back, than lookd down an saw blood smaard all ovar har hand an my junk. Aftar I startd scraaming an crying, sha laughd an said it was faka blood. Sha racordd avarything.
Yesterday, as I was enjoying a nice fish salad, mah father lookd me dead in the eyes and said, "Ahh, salmon!! The 'other' pink meat", then winkd suggestively at mah mother!! I don't think I can ever eat fish again!! mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015