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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 December 1990 (24 years)
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Today, I went to the doctor because my arm hurt. When he told me I had tennis elbow I said "that's funny I don't play tennis". Then he asked me if I had a girlfriend. When I said no he said "Well I guess we solved this one." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (71534) - you deserved it (18495)

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