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Today, I was doing my paper route. I throw the papers onto people's driveways while sitting on the back of my dad's truck. To be funny my dad decided to suddenly speed up, causing me to fall off the back of the truck, face first onto the road. He didn't realize I fell off and kept driving. FML
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On 11/05/2009 at 4:33pm - misc - by Xero_316 (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I woke up extremely hungover next to a guy I have been in love with for a while but hadn't seen for ages. Turns out he had a bet going with his mates. He bet he could get me to sleep with him straight away even after not calling me for a month. He was right. FML
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On 11/03/2009 at 4:25am - intimacy - by Lovestupid (woman) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)
Today, I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle. After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much for me and I couldn't control myself. I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist. FML
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On 06/25/2009 at 12:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was smoking in my car and flicked the butt... into the face of a cop on a motorcycle going the other way. FML
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On 06/13/2009 at 12:09am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)
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