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Today, a customer at work became violent and started hitting me and my coworker. Not wanting him to get the shit beat out of us, I used a move that pinned the guy on the ground. The police came and he was arrested. I was then fired for assaulting a customer. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37972) - you deserved it (2133)

On 10/12/2009 at 12:16am - work - by selfdefense - United Kingdom (Hertford)

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