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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 July 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 703
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Flamehog9 : The amount of huehuehue cannot be accurately fathomed by any human mind

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Today, I was eating Campbell's vegetable soup. Halfway through, I started to read the ingredients and found beef broth. I have been a vegetarian for seven years. FML

#15129927
166 comments

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On 02/26/2011 at 7:59pm - misc - by NoMeatFail (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was paired up with a partner in my film class. He has an idea for a film: "Shoot an onion from all angles, light it on fire, and roll it down a hill". He was dead serious. I'm stuck with this guy for the whole year. FML

#15076677
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27850) - you deserved it (3677)

On 02/22/2011 at 9:28am - work - by Dean Heffern -

Today, at the library, somebody left themselves logged in to Facebook on a public computer after they had left. Trying to teach them a lesson, I updated their Facebook status to something outrageous. That's when they came back to the computer after getting something from the printer. FML

#15005478
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6119) - you deserved it (60234)

On 02/16/2011 at 6:16pm - misc - by fail (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, after suffering from constipation for three days, I finally took a dump. Just as things reached the point of no return, my land line and doorbell all rang. FML

#14752414
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22868) - you deserved it (2715)

On 01/29/2011 at 1:06am - health - by Poopie (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML

#14681443
142 comments

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On 01/23/2011 at 12:43am - money - by quarterback (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got home from work to find an eviction notice taped to my door, stating that I was a nuisance and had 30 days to vacate the property. I live at home with my parents. FML

#14202478
65 comments

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On 12/14/2010 at 1:41pm - misc - by homeless (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, after studying all night for an exam, I ran out to catch the bus. On my way to the bus, my hair got caught in a branch for some minutes. Thinking I'd missed the bus but thankfully didn't, I went on. A few minutes later I remembered that my exam had been postponed for 3 hours today. FML

#14133730
78 comments

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On 12/08/2010 at 6:09pm - misc - by gudmarjoh (woman) - Iceland

Today, I was in the middle of enjoying a really good book while in a waiting room. Someone saw what I was reading and thought it would be cool if she leaned over and told me everything that happens. FML

#14067824
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27896) - you deserved it (2639)

On 12/03/2010 at 2:02am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for Christmas. He then told me that he would only tell me if I promised not to get mad, so I agreed. He told me that he wants me to start working out because I'm getting fat. FML

#14032053
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17001) - you deserved it (28538)

On 11/30/2010 at 1:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I went to see a famous rapper perform. My girlfriend got us up to the front to get pictures with him. He went to give me a high-five, I thought it was a fist-bump, so I made a fist. So he made a fist while I made a palm to match his retracted high-five. Then I panicked, cupped his fist and ran. FML

#13986029
169 comments

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On 11/26/2010 at 10:43am - misc - by blackitalian - United States

Today, I spent an hour at work trying to make a tortoise poo. When he finally did, I was so excited and felt pretty triumphant. Then I realized that my job was to make animals drop their load. FML

#13929879
91 comments

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On 11/21/2010 at 9:33pm - work - by poomaster - United States (California)

Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML

#7139059
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26194) - you deserved it (6644)

On 01/04/2010 at 1:43am - health - by sadface (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom, I started singing, "I'm taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop." I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML

#7050962
199 comments

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On 12/31/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was shaving off my beard for the first time in a very long time. I decided to have a little fun with it, and shaved my beard first into a goatee, then a handle-bar, then, finally, into a Hitler mustache. My electric razor dies. I don't have a normal one or an extra battery. FML

#597085
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36421) - you deserved it (81165)

On 03/25/2009 at 10:13am - misc - by nomorebeard (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, in biology class, I kept seeing a fly mosquito buzzing past my face and I kept trying to swat at it... only to realize that it was a ceiling sprinkler that was about 10 feet away. I have no depth perception. FML

#7338
30 comments

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On 02/04/2009 at 5:56am - animals - by Mith (man) - Poland (Wielkopolskie)



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