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FkTheWorld7
  • Town/Country : ... , United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 January 1996 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 62
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my fiancé left me waiting at the train station for two and a half hours because he offered his ex-girlfriend a lift to her friends wedding that was a few cities away. I normally wouldn't have minded, but I'm 6 months pregnant and it was pouring with rain. FML

Today, my friends started calling me "Soberman" because I recently gave up alcohol and have a Doberman. Normally, I wouldn't mind the nickname, but they call me Soberman everywhere. My new boss now thinks it's because I AM an alcoholic. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35558) - you deserved it (2476)

On 11/20/2013 at 6:09am - misc - by juice723 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me a text message saying "It's over!". I sent him maybe a thousand texts saying "Why?", "What do you mean?!" After an hour of crying and whatnot, I realized he had driver's education today and that he was saying the class was over. FML

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On 11/16/2013 at 5:06am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was mentioning to a coworker how there was a huge lull today in business. A young coworker then turns to me and says in a snooty tone, "I think you mean a 'lol', it's pronounced L-O-L." FML

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On 11/11/2013 at 5:36am - work - by shut up. - New Zealand



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