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FitzHockey14

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About FitzHockey14 : (Pic was taken 1 year ago, age 13, wit Biggie)
A few facts on life:
Eminem is tha greatest rapper alive
Barack Obama has a similar sound like Attack Osama
The M&M people are in fact real
Teeth was not the only wooden part of George Washington's body (you shuld get it....)
The I-Pad sounds like a product a tampon company would come out with
John Fitzgerald, ME MOTHA FUCKA, is the hottest, coolest kid on not just planet earth but the universe and runs show at baseball, football, and hockey
If u read all of this that shows that someone finally cares about me... thank you
Only if you're attractive, leave me a message, or don't.

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