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  • Town/Country : Sydney, AUSFAILIA
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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 November 1990 (23 years)
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Today, upon getting out of the shower, I discovered the towel I grabbed off the rack had dried poop on it. Apparently, during my sister's birthday party yesterday, we'd run out of toilet paper. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30728) - you deserved it (3523)

On 08/03/2010 at 2:13pm - misc - by missalexa - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend who I love very deeply dumped me two times, over the phone. The first time was to dump me. She then called me back a couple hours later explicitly to dump our friendship. I was just friend dumped. FML

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On 12/19/2009 at 2:48am - love - by musicyman55 (man) - United States (California)



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