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Today, I finally decided to do regular biology rather than honors biology, thinking honors would be too hard. My first day in regular biology, my lab partner asked me whether a rock was alive or not. FML

Today, I made a mistake at work that got 7 people fired. I'm scared to leave the office because they're all outside. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14659) - you deserved it (62918)

On 08/25/2010 at 3:13pm - work - by Joel - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my friends were convinced that I was gay. I have known most of them for 3 plus years, they all thought my girlfriend was a special shopping partner. I found this out while announcing my engagement. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31421) - you deserved it (2808)

On 12/03/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, while driving home from work an old homeless man stepped out on front of my car. As I slammed on the brakes the man threw a bag of poo at my windscreen and shouted "Praise The Lord!" before carrying on as if nothing had happened. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41991) - you deserved it (3028)

On 10/08/2009 at 5:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom



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