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Today, I got woken up by Hallelujah blasting outside my apartment windows for 30 minutes straight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21345) - you deserved it (3402)

On 08/20/2010 at 12:06am - misc - by notyoueallie (woman) - United States (Florida)



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