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Firewielder

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Firewielder

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 25 July 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 628
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Firewielder : Well, hello everyone and welcome to my profile! Hope you have fun here! Don't go into the basement.

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Firewielder's favorite FMLs

Today, on my first day at as a photo editor at a print store, I had to spend over an hour editing a full shoot of a fat man eating a baguette in a bathtub, closeups included. FML

#21242471
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20098) - you deserved it (1806)

On 08/21/2014 at 1:39pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, two children decided it would be fun to try to ding-dong-ditch me. I never answered the door as I saw them running away. They did it a couple of times before getting bored. That's when they decided it would be fun to come into my house instead. FML

#21240389
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35643) - you deserved it (3827)

On 08/18/2014 at 8:10am - kids - by I hate children - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

Today, while walking to work, I saw a homeless guy with a funny "NEED MONEY 4 BOOZE" sign, so I gave him a few spare dollars for his humor. On my way back home, he was out cold on the sidewalk with several empty bottles beside him. Whoops. FML

#21238336
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16671) - you deserved it (32183)

On 08/15/2014 at 5:10pm - money - by thoughthewasjoking (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I took part in a raffle that was being organised in the small countryside village where I'm vacationing. I live in big city. I won a duck. A real, live duck. FML

#21237143
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33330) - you deserved it (7704) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/14/2014 at 12:38am - animals - by Anonymous - France

Today, it was a hot day and a woman walking in front of me collapsed. I helped her up, and I called an ambulance while she laid down. While we waited, two teenage girls walked past and I heard one say to the other, "I love how this city just lets people tan wherever". FML

#21237053
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36659) - you deserved it (2542)

On 08/13/2014 at 11:02pm - kids - by Anonymous - New Zealand

Today, a customer came into McDonalds and placed his order. He insisted on putting each coin on the counter rather than handing them straight to me, because he doesn't like touching "poor people". FML

#21234971
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43577) - you deserved it (3263)

On 08/11/2014 at 3:54pm - work - by poorman (man) - United States (California)

Today, I proposed to the love of my life by having the waitress place the ring in her dessert. She ate the whole thing and didn't find the ring. I guess the waitress stole the ring. FML

#21233475
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41460) - you deserved it (5545)

On 08/09/2014 at 7:03pm - love - by jakethemuss - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my idiot son tried to get a veteran's discount at American Eagle because he's "a fifth prestige" on Call of Duty. FML

#21233179
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40986) - you deserved it (6043)

On 08/09/2014 at 9:31am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I painted my nails in the car. After I finished, I stuck my hands out the window to let them dry. When I pulled my hands back in there were live bugs stuck in my nail polish. FML

#21228488
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22737) - you deserved it (44223)

On 08/03/2014 at 2:49pm - misc - by ew - United States (Texas)

Today, upon arriving at a town festival, I was immediately singled out by a rent-a-cop. He began questioning if I had been drinking, saying he smelt it on my breath. He smelt his own breath. FML

#21227846
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35404) - you deserved it (2548)

On 08/02/2014 at 7:44pm - misc - by porkabye (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my girlfriend interrupted my proposal to take a selfie with the ice cream I had just bought her. She then said no. FML

#21227229
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52234) - you deserved it (5402)

On 08/02/2014 at 12:00am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I got suspended from work after getting caught reading a work-related FML. Irony is funny, but it doesn't pay the bills. FML

#21226986
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32132) - you deserved it (15494)

On 08/01/2014 at 6:38pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, while wandering around the big city I just relocated to, I asked a seemingly pleasant-looking lady where the nearest library was. She told me to get lost, and started laughing. Then said she was just joking and gave me directions. I'm now standing in front of a gay strip joint. FML

#21225641
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42342) - you deserved it (4352)

On 07/31/2014 at 7:38am - misc - by lostintdot (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up from a horrible nightmare. What was it about? Me accidentally scratching a non-stick pan with my utility knife. FML

#21221361
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33072) - you deserved it (5652)

On 07/26/2014 at 6:09pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I found out my sister stole my phone, pretended to be me, and tried breaking up with my boyfriend. FML

#21221072
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44093) - you deserved it (4007)

On 07/26/2014 at 11:35am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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