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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 April 1987 (29 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 10026
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Firewall : Too much to write

Firewall's page activity

Visits<b>chrisfromCanada</b> - the 10/03/2016 at 10:34am<b>frecklesrose93</b> - the 07/06/2016 at 10:30pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 03/11/2016 at 7:10am<b>stryggzy</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 11:27pm<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 10/05/2015 at 10:03pm<b>Malteser95</b> - the 09/19/2015 at 11:06am<b>constipation</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 11:43am<b>boricualuv</b> - the 10/27/2014 at 3:04am<b>AlexaWuzHere</b> - the 07/30/2014 at 6:06am<b>spiers1</b> - the 07/18/2014 at 10:17pm<b>tyoung94</b> - the 05/18/2014 at 11:46pm<b>xDochx</b> - the 04/30/2014 at 1:44pm<b>Aurelian</b> - the 04/21/2014 at 9:50am<b>ThriceWritten</b> - the 04/11/2014 at 8:48am<b>Le_Momops</b> - the 01/24/2014 at 9:30pm<b>A7X_all_the_way</b> - the 12/02/2013 at 4:19am<b>Kitty19</b> - the 11/28/2013 at 9:42pm<b>hunteryager</b> - the 10/09/2013 at 8:14pm

Fucked!<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 03/11/2016 at 1:10pm

Firewall's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Firewall's favorite FMLs

Today, my wife and I were driving to the gas station, she let me out before she pulled up to the pumps because I had to buy some things from the store. I returned to see my wife proudly filling the tank. Smiling, she told me that diesel was cheaper than regular gas. We don't own a diesel car. FML

by Damn_her / 03/04/2009 at 7:04pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Love

Today, I was talking to my mom. During the conversation she asked me, "Does he take his leg off when you guys are having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat you with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

by Girl123999 / 03/04/2009 at 6:07pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year old daughter from her room texts me, "Stop." FML

by dad / 03/03/2009 at 5:28pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy

Today, I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shocked. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointed at me. FML

by Scottrick / 03/01/2009 at 12:55pm / United States (Virginia) / Love

Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face off of my knee and breaking my nose. FML

by ouchmynose / 02/17/2009 at 9:43pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health