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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 2266
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Firestar : Life is a game. Your timer starts when your born and ends when you die.There are no winners, losers, or tiebreakers however The object is to make the right choices through life. the keys are the people you know, yourself, and everyone else in the world. Are you willing to play the right way and make the right choices and use the keys correctly or cheat your way through life and eventually cause the keys to shatter, and live the rest of your life in regret. Choose wisley your clock is ticking

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Today, I had to get into my house via the dog flap because my mom changed the locks. FML

#15029276
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27632) - you deserved it (3960)

On 02/18/2011 at 4:18pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to get into my house via the dog flap because my mom changed the locks. FML

#15029276
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27632) - you deserved it (3960)

On 02/18/2011 at 4:18pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to get into my house via the dog flap because my mom changed the locks. FML

#15029276
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27632) - you deserved it (3960)

On 02/18/2011 at 4:18pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to get into my house via the dog flap because my mom changed the locks. FML

#15029276
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27632) - you deserved it (3960)

On 02/18/2011 at 4:18pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML

#9110965
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39750) - you deserved it (8319)

On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to get my first tattoo. When I told the man that I wanted Tinkerbell on my lower back area. He snorted and told me that I was way too old to have Tinkerbell on me, and that Disney characters are only cute on people 35 and younger. I'm 23. FML

#9011499
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23528) - you deserved it (11543)

On 03/11/2010 at 10:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

#8751188
401 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43098) - you deserved it (9567)

On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out that when you hit the neighbor's dog with your car, they might chase you a mile with a shotgun. FML

#7493759
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9387) - you deserved it (37906)

On 01/22/2010 at 3:14am - animals - by S.Bunny (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I wore my cool new shirt with an oriental character on it to class. The Chinese TA burst into laughter and told me the shirt read, "I am a sad, pathetic person." FML

#6301645
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10467) - you deserved it (36951)

On 11/14/2009 at 2:48pm - misc - by Molly (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I decided to take a personal day from class and e-mailed all of my profs saying I had flu symptoms. While standing in line at Starbucks later, someone behind me says "Glad you're feeling better. Hope you can attend class tomorrow, we'll discuss lying." It was my Ethics professor. FML

#5921538
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6839) - you deserved it (51874)

On 10/20/2009 at 10:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, while driving my kids to school, my son said, "Why don't you find another place to live, so we can just live with daddy?" Then my daughter added, "Yeah, 'cause we LOVE Daddy." FML

#182768
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75900) - you deserved it (7666)

On 03/02/2009 at 12:28pm - kids - by E (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I walked out of the bathroom when two guys were checking me out and said "nice tail" I smiled and strutted to my next class. When I was about to sit down in my desk, the girl behind me said "did you know you have toilet paper hanging out of your pants?" FML

#79347
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15299) - you deserved it (31336)

On 02/19/2009 at 4:11pm - misc - by Christen (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML

#9438
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45960) - you deserved it (13843)

On 02/05/2009 at 8:23am - animals - by #201 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (285242) - you deserved it (28163)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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