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by Uh_Oh_Bro / 07/24/2016 at 1:58pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, I had to listen from the next room as my dad cheated on his girlfriend with his married boss. He's 57, looks like a troll, and doesn't smell much better than one either. Meanwhile I'm 24 and couldn't get laid, much less get a date, if my life depended on it. FML
by emancipate my ass / 07/24/2016 at 12:02am / Miscellaneous
Today, my pregnant wife suggested we have fun tonight since we haven't had sex in 3 months. She also said we'll be having waffles and sausage. I'm actually more excited about the food than the sex. FML
by not even / 07/21/2016 at 7:20am / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
Today, my new girlfriend took me on a double date with her, her best friend and her best friend's new girlfriend. Which would have been fine, if her best friend's girlfriend wasn't my recent ex. The small world of a lesbian. FML
by kvb81295 / 07/21/2016 at 4:17am / Love
Today, I was told that the $8,500 bill for my new water well grew to $11,000 because of a fair amount of overtime. I learned that the men I hired to drill the new well at our home were spending the overtime drilling my daughter as well. FML
by loserman67 / 07/18/2016 at 8:04am / Intimacy
by Not true / 07/17/2016 at 10:56pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
by MATTY2512 / 07/13/2016 at 2:13pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Intimacy
by PizzaNIF / 07/13/2016 at 1:58pm / United States (Nevada) / Intimacy
by Foot In Mouth / 07/12/2016 at 10:46pm / United States (Arkansas) / Work
by abygalee / 07/10/2016 at 4:42pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Jioune / 07/05/2016 at 5:56pm / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/01/2016 at 2:24pm / United States (Kansas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/01/2016 at 12:23pm / Sweden (Vastra Gotaland) / Kids