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  • Birth Date : Saturday 14 March 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 24767
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

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Visits<b>MissDarkness</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 2:20am<b>molloy2</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 11:10pm<b>Jesmassimo</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 12:19pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 1:33am<b>TheAspieDork</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 10:36pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 10:34pm<b>TJJOE</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 1:29am<b>callsign_banana</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 1:24pm<b>seanrod27</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 2:37am<b>Rodville</b> - the 12/20/2015 at 8:31pm<b>missa8604</b> - the 12/20/2015 at 8:33am<b>EvilTurtle</b> - the 12/20/2015 at 3:44am<b>aj9319</b> - the 12/05/2015 at 6:42pm<b>LaceysBabe</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 9:31pm<b>AllyJo1231</b> - the 10/22/2015 at 7:39pm<b>MissEris</b> - the 10/15/2015 at 4:28am<b>FrenchToastKick</b> - the 10/12/2015 at 6:56pm<b>violentsneezes</b> - the 09/20/2015 at 6:13pm

Fucked!<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 6:17am<b>EvilTurtle</b> - the 12/20/2015 at 9:44am<b>LaceysBabe</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 3:31am<b>AllyJo1231</b> - the 09/20/2015 at 9:11pm<b>MidnightRain3</b> - the 09/06/2015 at 7:40am<b>gopi</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 8:51pm<b>potionowl</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 9:28am<b>pl0xs3rver</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 2:00am<b>limegreenpoopie</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 1:11am<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 1:52am<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 12:53am<b>chefcow</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 11:07pm<b>iAmPaul</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 4:34pm<b>3051628</b> - the 02/09/2015 at 10:38am<b>nathansmith1211</b> - the 02/05/2015 at 11:36pm<b>Exodiafinder687</b> - the 01/19/2015 at 5:33am

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Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, which he was happy about, until I told him in the interest of fair play he also had to let me fuck him with a strap on. It didn't take him very long to suddenly decide anal is disgusting, with all kinds of health risks. And he thinks he's the smart one. FML

#21522856
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20153) - you deserved it (3069)

On 02/04/2016 at 8:01pm - intimacy - by sandra (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)

Today, I received yet another letter from a relative bitching me out for not involving my parents in my wedding. The parents who showed no interest in our relationship and then yelled at my fiancé and me when we announced it to them, calling us stupid, naive, heathens, and mentally ill. FML

#21520696
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22640) - you deserved it (1500)

On 01/29/2016 at 7:51am - misc - by TheyObjectToTheUnholyUnion - United States (Minnesota)

Today, at my daughter's fundraiser, I noticed that a guy with a face only a fist could love kept staring at her. I said "Beautiful, isn't she?" Before I could tell him to keep it in his damned pants, he replied "Hah. She's my girlfriend, dude. Total beast in the sack." Complete news to me on both counts. FML

#21520041
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24649) - you deserved it (2721)

On 01/27/2016 at 11:35am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, my girlfriend made a patronising post on Facebook, "to all you guys out there" saying how having sex with a drunk person is straight-up, 100% rape. I pointed out that she's had sex with me several times after I've come home drunk. That pissed her off. Now I'm single. FML

#21520025
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22610) - you deserved it (4335)

On 01/27/2016 at 10:35am - misc - by 404: Sanity Not Found (man) - United Kingdom

Today, to avoid disappointing my excited great grandmother, I still attended a small family dinner to celebrate my engagement. My fiancé and I split last night, I haven't slept and had to tell her he was caught up at work. FML

#21519743
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19623) - you deserved it (1807)

On 01/26/2016 at 5:24pm - love - by singlelady (woman) - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today, I walked into a room to help a patient get ready for bed. Except she already was in bed, with two other male patients. I work in a retirement home. FML

#21519742
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19877) - you deserved it (1532)

On 01/26/2016 at 5:22pm - work - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML

#21518118
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20777) - you deserved it (3022)

On 01/22/2016 at 7:50am - misc - by whattheactualfuck (man) - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today, I'm so lazy, I dread getting up early on days that haven't arrived yet. For stuff I actually like doing, too. FML

#21517707
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16876) - you deserved it (4837)

On 01/21/2016 at 8:00am - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, my mom called me by her favorite TV show character's name. Again. This is the eighth time this week. I'm an only child, and I'm 15. I thought she had my name down pat by now. FML

#21517589
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18556) - you deserved it (1261)

On 01/20/2016 at 10:48pm - misc - by my name is sarah - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was at school deleting documents I no longer needed on my school account. After clicking empty trash can, I saw a final paper on political science deleted. I'm not in political science, and I wasn't deleting files on my account. FML

#21517390
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17519) - you deserved it (9630)

On 01/20/2016 at 2:20pm - misc - by Jennifer (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I realized how much of a nutter my mother really is as she decided to write on a high visibility vest a "warning" that all foreigners, especially refugees, want to rape German women. She now wants to wear it each and every day in our hometown. FML

#21517384
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17489) - you deserved it (1499)

On 01/20/2016 at 2:00pm - misc - by ashamed - Germany

Today, a girl in my class introduced herself to me for the fourth time this semester. Am I really that invisible? FML

#21517019
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20819) - you deserved it (1692)

On 01/19/2016 at 3:07pm - misc - by Mr_Yato (man) - United States

Today, I was knocked unconscious by the 10 year-old I was babysitting because it was his younger sister's bedtime and he didn't want her to go. When I came to, their mother was screaming at me for sleeping on the job. In the middle of the kitchen floor. I lost a job and gained a killer headache. FML

#21516384
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20920) - you deserved it (1365)

On 01/17/2016 at 8:48pm - kids - by kids shouldnt have hard sports equipment (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I was having a wet dream and had a pretty vivid imagination. I ended up thrusting so hard that it showed up in reality. I literally humped so hard that I woke myself up. Not only that, but I was sleeping on the living room floor so my roommates saw and now it's their joke of the day. FML

#21516257
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20554) - you deserved it (3240)

On 01/17/2016 at 1:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend and we passed the shop where my ex works at. My boyfriend slapped my ass right as my ex came out. It was so sudden that I started choking on a fry and dropped soda all over myself. My ex kept laughing all while my boyfriend kept apologizing. FML

#21515709
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22210) - you deserved it (2320)

On 01/15/2016 at 9:28pm - love - by Gamergirl137 - United States (California)



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