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Fireflies25

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  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 January 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2884
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, after recently complaining that the reality show "The Great Norway Adventure" portrays us as a country of nationalistic rednecks, I saw mah drunk dad chasing mah uncle on a tractorhile bellowing the national anthem at the top of his lungs. FML

#20926483
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43690) - you deserved it (4778)

On 10/19/2013 at 3:37pm - misc - by overly nationalistic redneck (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

2day It's Been Two Months Since I Got A Kitten. He Loves To Hide, An Then Surprise Me By Jumping Out Of His Hiding Place. It Was Quite A Surprise When He Launched Himself Out Of Mah Bag During Class. FML

#20483320
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47467) - you deserved it (6137) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/28/2013 at 2:52pm - animals - by Kitten_Love - Sent from mobile version

Today, my friand showad ma a vidao of ma in a nightclub . I was holding two Skittlas vodka shots and shouting, "Rad and graan, marry Kwanzaa!" Tha shots wara yallow and purpla . I can't ramambar that night at all . FML

Today... my fiva-yaar-old daughtar askad ma y moms don't swallow clothas... so that thara babias won't ba born nakad. My husband burst into darisiva laughtar... and has now trainad har into rasponding to tha nama "Darp-Darp." maga FML

#20071956
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24142) - you deserved it (2808)

On 09/14/2012 at 7:06pm - kids - by -___- (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, my dad was driving me home an was angrily explaining how my boyfriend was a bad influence an that he was hanging out with the wrong crowd . After finally convincing him to give him another chance, we stoppd at a traffic light just in time to see my boyfriend being chasd by police . FML

#19887405
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11587) - you deserved it (34624)

On 07/03/2012 at 7:20pm - love - by Jenna (woman) - United Kingdom (Reading)

2day My Grandmoter Treatend To Kill Erself Wit A Banana. Se Ten Got Angry Wit Me Wen I Didn't Attempt To Get Te Banana Away From Er. My Mom Punisd Me Cuz I Didn't Take Te Situation Seriously Enoug. FML

#19806269
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28842) - you deserved it (2896)

On 06/18/2012 at 7:38am - misc - by DwarfFrog - United States

Today, mah boss became obsessed with a movie about a pimp. He now looool refers to all mah female coworkers as his "bitches" and refuses to treat us like human beings. Whenever we make a mistake, he rolls his eyes and laughs, "So typical of a prostie." FML

#19736092
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32293) - you deserved it (2862)

On 06/04/2012 at 11:47pm - work - by kufan1324 - United States

Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that looool made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML

#19607657
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24353) - you deserved it (3661)

On 05/11/2012 at 3:30pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, it was snowing, and the campus lookd just lovely. I sat on a nearby window ledge to enjoy the view. I was joind by a girlho lookd fascinatd as well, so I decidd to make small talk. She noddd, smild wistfully, and said, ( There's herpes in the air today. looool ) big fat FML

#19525973
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24038) - you deserved it (2700)

On 04/25/2012 at 2:22am - intimacy - by intheairtonight (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today I trid to put together some flat-pack furniture. I wound up in my underpants screaming stuff like "Fuck you fucking Ikea bastard" at pieces of confusing plywood. FML

#19488517
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9355) - you deserved it (17957)

On 04/18/2012 at 3:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, My Husband Sat Me Down On The Couch So He Could Share Some "awesome" News With Me. He Excitedly Declard That He And His Idiot Drinking Buddies R Planning On Running A Real-life Fight Club Out Of Our Basement. FML

#19247748
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23743) - you deserved it (2884)

On 03/09/2012 at 9:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today , I was in a grocery store with my great-grandmother. It would've been nice looool to know she hadn't taken her medication before she started beating the cashier with her umbrella. FML

#19098452
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21236) - you deserved it (1877)

On 02/17/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today , I ad to case ma naked broters around ma ouse fir twenty minutes , trying to get tem to take a bat , allile tey were casing ma best friend around yelling , "IT'S WIENER TIME!" FML

#19076647
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24047) - you deserved it (2473)

On 02/14/2012 at 5:29pm - kids - by ShylaMarie - Canada

Today, I Was Using A Restroom When I Hered Someone Sneeze . I Said, "Bless You." It Happened Again About Three Times, So I Repeated Myself Each Time . I Then Noticed It Was An Automatic Air Freshener . FML

#18981474
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15907) - you deserved it (22796)

On 02/03/2012 at 12:25am - misc - by coleslaw (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today,hile I was washing my hands, I sneezed so hard that I smacked my head against the faucet. I now have a lump the size of a goose egg on my head. I'm not sure if it's going to hatch, or if that's just the brain damage talking.

#18933385
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21113) - you deserved it (3351)

On 01/28/2012 at 12:09pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)



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