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About Fireashes250 : I like minecraft, doctor who, Super heroes, Pokemon, Mario, Sonic, Walking Dead, Legend of Zelda, Persona 3 and 4, Music, The Yogscast, Singing, Adventure time, Cats, PewDiePie, Critikal, Creepy Pasta, Krav Maga, and a whole bunch more of other stuff.
If you know any of these things I just mentioned, message me so we can say what we think is the best part of that thing. Don't message me about cats because I'm pretty sure everybody knows about cats.
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Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML
Today, at school, I got stuck in the elevator and was about to panic before I remembered I had my phone. I called my mother and she called the school to tell them that I was stuck. They got me out in a few minutes and then confiscated my phone and gave me two detentions for using it in school. FML
Today, I realized how invisible/forgettable I am. At work, I went to ask my supervisor what I was working on today. My supervisor admitted that he forgot I was working today. My supervisor is my brother. We drove to work together this morning. FML
Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML
Today, I walked home from a guy's dorm early in the morning, still wearing my dress and heels from the night before. I walked by a mother and her little daughter, who said "Mommy, why is she so dressed up so early in the morning?" and the mom replied "Because honey, she makes bad decisions." FML
Monday 1 September 2014