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  • Number of visits : 536
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About Fireashes250 : I like minecraft, doctor who, Super heroes, Pokemon, Mario, Sonic, Walking Dead, Legend of Zelda, Persona 3 and 4, Music, The Yogscast, Singing, Adventure time, Cats, PewDiePie, Critikal, Creepy Pasta, Krav Maga, and a whole bunch more of other stuff.

If you know any of these things I just mentioned, message me so we can say what we think is the best part of that thing. Don't message me about cats because I'm pretty sure everybody knows about cats.

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Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML

#7773873
412 comments

I agree, your life sucks (105702) - you deserved it (12412)

On 02/01/2010 at 5:23am - misc - by doesnttastegood (woman) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

Today, my parents had a huge fight because my mom found out my dad was cheating on her. They screamed for half an hour. Right in the middle of my wedding. FML

#7552135
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53668) - you deserved it (2116)

On 01/24/2010 at 8:02pm - love - by weddingbells (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I saw a grasshopper in the urinal so I decided to pee on it. It jumped out, scared the hell out of me, and I peed all over myself. FML

#6302850
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6917) - you deserved it (66839)

On 11/14/2009 at 4:37pm - animals - by TheMichaelNixon - United States (Tennessee)

Today, at school, I got stuck in the elevator and was about to panic before I remembered I had my phone. I called my mother and she called the school to tell them that I was stuck. They got me out in a few minutes and then confiscated my phone and gave me two detentions for using it in school. FML

#6252337
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47320) - you deserved it (2942)

On 11/11/2009 at 12:16am - misc - by noexceptions (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I realized how invisible/forgettable I am. At work, I went to ask my supervisor what I was working on today. My supervisor admitted that he forgot I was working today. My supervisor is my brother. We drove to work together this morning. FML

#4212428
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43544) - you deserved it (2867)

On 08/01/2009 at 7:10pm - work - by Forgotton (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, when my boyfriend reffered to my hair, I told him I was going to dye it. He responded by saying, "finally, so how much you going for, 40, maybe 50 pounds?". I said dye it, not diet. FML

#810319
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57488) - you deserved it (8536)

On 04/05/2009 at 12:17am - misc - by lifestinks - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walked home from a guy's dorm early in the morning, still wearing my dress and heels from the night before. I walked by a mother and her little daughter, who said "Mommy, why is she so dressed up so early in the morning?" and the mom replied "Because honey, she makes bad decisions." FML

#152596
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21238) - you deserved it (60903)

On 02/27/2009 at 1:39pm - misc - by LuvShawn (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I decided to get a Blizzard from Dairy Queen. As bent down to put my pen away, my Blizzard somehow defied the laws of gravity and fell on me. FML

#2150
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15492) - you deserved it (3515)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:10am - love - by sadtimes - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)



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