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Today, I asked my lazy daughter to go make her bed. She responded by lighting our garbage bin on fire. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42335) - you deserved it (9809)

On 12/22/2013 at 2:10pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Israel

Today, I had to pee during a supervised lockdown. I asked my teacher to take me since we couldn't be in the halls alone. Since class was going, she couldn't take me. Much to my dismay, she sent a school-wide email asking for someone to take me to pee. Six teachers took me, including my principal. FML


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On 12/18/2013 at 4:56am - misc - by Anon - United States (California)

Today, I got the DVD back from a dance concert I did. After watching it, I realised that I had a camel toe through the whole thing. Three and a half hours. FML


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On 12/14/2013 at 7:00am - misc - by Aggie_De (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I had to bail both my parents out of jail. They'd thought it would be fun to go streaking. FML


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On 11/23/2011 at 1:02am - misc - by poorchild - United States (Colorado)

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