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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 29 July 1988 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1428
  • Number of comments : 226
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 49 posted

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Today, I sold my Xbox and Kinect to a guy. I forgot that sometimes I'd play Dance Central naked, and the Kinect would make videos. This guy now has videos of me, naked, badly dancing. FML

#18791715
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12585) - you deserved it (46151)

On 01/13/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, Dell's tech support called to tell me that the laptop I sent to them was going to cost an extra $300 to fix, because of the shattered screen. When I mailed my laptop to them, the touchpad wasn't working. The screen was fine. FML

#18785645
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31116) - you deserved it (2515)

On 01/12/2012 at 3:06pm - money - by meggs2209 - United States

Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML

#18766108
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42857) - you deserved it (4394)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - India

Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML

#18763355
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36517) - you deserved it (3491)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:52am - love - by Janie (woman) - United States

Today, my teacher started talking about me quietly to the stuffed cat, called Rufus, that she keeps on her desk. FML

#18763079
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22229) - you deserved it (2035)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:25am - work - by jumbledgirl (woman) - United States

Today, I asked a waiter at a restaurant if I could go in the kitchen to compliment the chef. She turned out to be really pretty, so trying to be cool, I leaned back onto what I thought was a table. It turned out to be a stove, and my shirt caught fire. FML

#18750277
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10528) - you deserved it (31587)

On 01/08/2012 at 8:51pm - love - by Tiana - United States

Today, I arrived home. I'd left for a business trip 5 days earlier, and trusted my husband with our young boys. As soon as I stepped in the door, I noticed my son had thinner hair than when I'd left. He then showed me an empty container of Nair. FML

#18738819
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22051) - you deserved it (2764)

On 01/07/2012 at 7:50pm - kids - by ProudMama (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was cooking with super hot ghost peppers. The package said "After handling them not to touch your eyes, nose or pets". They should've added "penis" to that list. FML

#18729935
358 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11816) - you deserved it (54842)

On 01/06/2012 at 9:22pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I couldn't contain my laughter when a patient told me she'd named her unborn daughter Twinkie. FML

#18728006
397 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31289) - you deserved it (4796)

On 01/06/2012 at 5:49pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was diagnosed with vertigo. It's like being perpetually drunk, but without any of the fun bits. FML

#18725965
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23503) - you deserved it (1984)

On 01/06/2012 at 12:51pm - health - by aylla - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my therapist told me, "I'm sorry, but I'm not qualified to handle your level of instability." FML

#18725353
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35092) - you deserved it (4243)

On 01/06/2012 at 11:16am - health - by Ixi_the_pixie - United States

Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML

#18716901
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37180) - you deserved it (4926) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/05/2012 at 3:40pm - animals - by Fat_abott - France

Today, I had to cut short my New Year's resolution of going to the gym daily, when the meathead next to me dropped some heavy weights, which bounced and landed on my foot. I'm sitting at home in a cast. FML

#18705710
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25455) - you deserved it (2058)

On 01/04/2012 at 11:55am - health - by gimpy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was diagnosed with a clogged milk gland. I am not, nor have ever been, pregnant and therefore have also never breastfed. This condition is caused by my boyfriend's over-active urge to suck on my nipples. I'm in horrible pain, and he won't stop laughing. FML

#18698902
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32689) - you deserved it (5636)

On 01/03/2012 at 6:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I received my first phone call of the new year. It was the police station informing me that my elderly grandmother has been arrested for indecent exposure. FML

#18673458
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31974) - you deserved it (2338)

On 01/01/2012 at 8:51am - misc - by Grandson (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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