FireFlie07

Search for a member

Offline (the 03/26/2015 at 1:50am)

FireFlie07

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 29 July 1988 (28 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2611
  • Number of comments : 227
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 49 posted

About FireFlie07 : ? Guess ;)

FireFlie07's page activity

Visits<b>Jiratias</b> - the 06/03/2016 at 7:51am<b>bwinski</b> - the 12/11/2015 at 4:09am<b>buckstop1</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 11:42pm<b>MailMan11</b> - the 01/30/2014 at 12:46am<b>melons</b> - the 01/29/2014 at 7:01pm<b>jmann8811</b> - the 01/28/2014 at 10:34pm<b>cam_hung</b> - the 01/07/2014 at 3:38pm<b>the1pumpCHUMP</b> - the 01/06/2014 at 1:25am<b>DOMEinic</b> - the 01/05/2014 at 8:09pm<b>jtorr69</b> - the 11/18/2013 at 11:41am<b>f36k</b> - the 10/02/2013 at 12:15am<b>LA22</b> - the 09/23/2013 at 7:25am<b>frecklefreak27</b> - the 07/20/2013 at 11:02pm<b>greta_shine</b> - the 06/19/2013 at 6:00pm<b>idancewithllamas</b> - the 05/09/2013 at 6:34am<b>SombreroBanana</b> - the 03/29/2013 at 2:33pm<b>fightingkittens</b> - the 12/16/2012 at 1:59am<b>trqskq</b> - the 09/04/2012 at 4:06pm

FireFlie07's FML badges

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

See all of FireFlie07's badges

FireFlie07's favorite FMLs

Today, it's Friday the 13th. I've never been superstitious, and I figured it would be a normal day, that is until my hot water heater exploded and rained water into my downstairs neighbour's apartment for two hours before anyone noticed. FML

by Anonymous / 01/13/2012 at 1:58pm / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous

Today, I sold my Xbox and Kinect to a guy. I forgot that sometimes I'd play Dance Central naked, and the Kinect would make videos. This guy now has videos of me, naked, badly dancing. FML

by anonymous / 01/13/2012 at 12:05am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous

Today, Dell's tech support called to tell me that the laptop I sent to them was going to cost an extra $300 to fix, because of the shattered screen. When I mailed my laptop to them, the touchpad wasn't working. The screen was fine. FML

by meggs2209 / 01/12/2012 at 3:06pm / United States / Money

Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML

by Anonymous / 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm / India / Kids

Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML

by Janie / 01/10/2012 at 12:52am / United States / Love

Today, my teacher started talking about me quietly to the stuffed cat, called Rufus, that she keeps on her desk. FML

by jumbledgirl / 01/10/2012 at 12:25am / United States / Work

Today, I asked a waiter at a restaurant if I could go in the kitchen to compliment the chef. She turned out to be really pretty, so trying to be cool, I leaned back onto what I thought was a table. It turned out to be a stove, and my shirt caught fire. FML

by Tiana / 01/08/2012 at 8:51pm / United States / Love

Today, I arrived home. I'd left for a business trip 5 days earlier, and trusted my husband with our young boys. As soon as I stepped in the door, I noticed my son had thinner hair than when I'd left. He then showed me an empty container of Nair. FML

by ProudMama / 01/07/2012 at 7:50pm / United States (Nebraska) / Kids

Today, I was cooking with super hot ghost peppers. The package said "After handling them not to touch your eyes, nose or pets". They should've added "penis" to that list. FML

by Anonymous / 01/06/2012 at 9:22pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health

Today, I couldn't contain my laughter when a patient told me she'd named her unborn daughter Twinkie. FML

by Anonymous / 01/06/2012 at 5:49pm / United States / Work

Today, I was diagnosed with vertigo. It's like being perpetually drunk, but without any of the fun bits. FML

by aylla / 01/06/2012 at 12:51pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Health

Today, my therapist told me, "I'm sorry, but I'm not qualified to handle your level of instability." FML

by Ixi_the_pixie / 01/06/2012 at 11:16am / United States / Health

Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML

by Fat_abott / 01/05/2012 at 3:40pm / France / Animals

Today, I had to cut short my New Year's resolution of going to the gym daily, when the meathead next to me dropped some heavy weights, which bounced and landed on my foot. I'm sitting at home in a cast. FML

by gimpy / 01/04/2012 at 11:55am / United States (California) / Health

Today, I was diagnosed with a clogged milk gland. I am not, nor have ever been, pregnant and therefore have also never breastfed. This condition is caused by my boyfriend's over-active urge to suck on my nipples. I'm in horrible pain, and he won't stop laughing. FML

by Anonymous / 01/03/2012 at 6:07pm / United States (Arizona) / Health