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FireFlie07
  • Town/Country : Orlando, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 29 July 1988 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 463
  • Number of comments : 99
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 40 posted

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Today, I'm supposed to start my new job as a Crime Scene Tech. Instead, I managed to electrocute myself with my hairdryer. I'll now have to attempt to explain to them that I really am qualified to safely operate an electrostatic lifting device, and other expensive equipment. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5221) - you deserved it (1801)

On 01/18/2012 at 6:15am - work - by Lyn (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend we should start seeing other people. She said "Don't worry, I'm already way ahead of you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7844) - you deserved it (2524)

On 01/18/2012 at 12:09am - love - by too slow - United States

Today, I had to slowly explain to my daughter why her Facebook profile isn't a valid piece of ID. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8271) - you deserved it (1361)

On 01/15/2012 at 2:34pm - kids - by Ange (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I introduced my boyfriend of two weeks to my parents. My dad asked me to leave the room so they could have some "guy talk". I eavesdropped, only to hear the words "sex-crazed f*ck" and a threat to stick bamboo shoots under my boyfriend's fingernails if he ever hurt me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7104) - you deserved it (1152)

On 01/15/2012 at 2:26pm - love - by soontobedumped (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML

#18811404 (136)

I agree, your life sucks (8594) - you deserved it (2080)

On 01/15/2012 at 12:58am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, during swimming in PE, I kept noticing a stinging feeling on my scrotum. Every time I jumped into the water I would feel a sharp stab. After the full hour of hell, I went to the bathroom and looked in my new trunks. The designer had left their sewing needle in the crotch netting. FML

#18809719 (151)

I agree, your life sucks (10708) - you deserved it (1224)

On 01/14/2012 at 10:07pm - health - by CantPublish - United States

Today, I had a band concert and my mum got kicked out. She screamed "BORING!" in the middle of it. FML

#18803837 (152)

I agree, your life sucks (7785) - you deserved it (844)

On 01/14/2012 at 8:34am - misc - by katie876 (woman) - United States

Today, I dove head-first underneath my garage door, narrowly missing both the sensor and the closing door, executing a perfect roll, and popping back up onto my feet unscathed. My smugness went through the floor as I remembered I'd left my keys back in the house. FML

#18798370 (118)

I agree, your life sucks (4859) - you deserved it (3848)

On 01/13/2012 at 7:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Sweden (Jonkopings Lan)

Today, I was watching TV with my boyfriend, when a World of Warcraft commercial came on. He turned to me and said, "Yeah, I'd choose the Horde over you any day." FML

#18798244 (150)

I agree, your life sucks (7053) - you deserved it (1067)

On 01/13/2012 at 6:56pm - love - by Sad.To.Be.Me. (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my mother-in-law moved into my wife's two-bedroom apartment. She's quite possibly the reincarnation of Hitler himself, and she'll be staying until this time next year. FML

#18797635 (112)

I agree, your life sucks (6016) - you deserved it (635)

On 01/13/2012 at 5:58pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, it's Friday the 13th. I've never been superstitious, and I figured it would be a normal day, that is until my hot water heater exploded and rained water into my downstairs neighbour's apartment for two hours before anyone noticed. FML

#18795817 (171)

I agree, your life sucks (6939) - you deserved it (669)

On 01/13/2012 at 1:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I sold my Xbox and Kinect to a guy. I forgot that sometimes I'd play Dance Central naked, and the Kinect would make videos. This guy now has videos of me, naked, badly dancing. FML

#18791715 (239)

I agree, your life sucks (3281) - you deserved it (12045)

On 01/13/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, Dell's tech support called to tell me that the laptop I sent to them was going to cost an extra $300 to fix, because of the shattered screen. When I mailed my laptop to them, the touchpad wasn't working. The screen was fine. FML

#18785645 (183)

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On 01/12/2012 at 3:06pm - money - by meggs2209 - United States

Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML

#18766108 (222)

I agree, your life sucks (12321) - you deserved it (1270)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - India

Today, I gave my best friend a letter to tell her I love her. After a few hours I got a text from her. She said "I'm fine with pretending you never gave me anything". FML

#18766005 (168)

I agree, your life sucks (9909) - you deserved it (1051)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:13pm - love - by JoyD - Italy (Lazio)