About Fiorella1 : Hey. A few things about me are that I love food and I sleep a lot 😁
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Today, I was talking to my friend, who was telling me he's having suicidal thoughts lately. He then said he'd be back in a few minutes. Nearly an hour passed. I panicked, thinking he'd offed himself. Several minutes after I called the emergency services, he messaged me, saying "K, back." FML
by Anonymous / 07/19/2015 at 2:49am / United Kingdom (Cheshire) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at a restaurant where the host is an attractive guy with only one arm. I was with my family, so I didn't want to be too obvious when checking him out. It seems like I was, though, because he came over and told me it was rude to stare at his arm. FML
by Anonymous / 07/03/2015 at 9:45pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/24/2015 at 11:55pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my professor let a guy into my philosophy class 30 minutes late because his excuse was, "Time is just an illusion." This is the same professor that kicked me out of the classroom for being 2 minutes late. FML
by Really / 06/09/2015 at 9:59pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Work
by nazirah4shizzle / 05/15/2015 at 3:54pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was driving and someone was following me across the city and wouldn't let up, so I drove past my house, thinking it was a stalker. Eventually I lost them on the highway. It wasn't until I'd gotten back home that I remembered that my 'stalker' was a coworker I'd invited over for lunch. FML
by Distracted / 04/09/2015 at 4:11pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Work
Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML
by qyx3lmnop24 / 12/20/2014 at 2:33am / United States (California) / Love
by justawallflower / 11/29/2014 at 9:06pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/20/2014 at 10:23am / United States (California) / Animals
by Bella0304 / 09/06/2014 at 2:02pm / Canada (Quebec) / Health
by UghDude / 09/06/2014 at 9:35am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, it was a hot day and a woman walking in front of me collapsed. I helped her up, and I called an ambulance while she laid down. While we waited, two teenage girls walked past and I heard one say to the other, "I love how this city just lets people tan wherever". FML
by Anonymous / 08/13/2014 at 11:02pm / New Zealand / Kids
by notpayedenoughforthisshit / 07/21/2014 at 5:15pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work
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