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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 10 May 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 295
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Fiorella1's favorite FMLs

Today, my drunk boyfriend decided to wake me up by fingering me. Let's just say going to the ER to get your tampon dug out isn't fun. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30658) - you deserved it (2531)

On 05/15/2015 at 3:54pm - intimacy - by nazirah4shizzle (woman) - United States

Today, I was driving and someone was following me across the city and wouldn't let up, so I drove past my house, thinking it was a stalker. Eventually I lost them on the highway. It wasn't until I'd gotten back home that I remembered that my 'stalker' was a coworker I'd invited over for lunch. FML


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On 04/09/2015 at 4:11pm - work - by Distracted (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my mom told me that her vagina is "as cute today as it was twenty years ago." FML


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On 11/29/2014 at 9:06pm - misc - by justawallflower - United States (Ohio)

Today, it took a whole half hour of scratching my head before I realized with horror that the weird tickling sensation I'd been feeling was actually a spider crawling around in my hair. FML


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On 11/20/2014 at 10:23am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out I'm allergic to our new cat. My mom said she'd rather get rid of me than the cat. FML

Today, I found out that my sister licks all the flavoring off Doritos and puts them back in the bag. FML


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On 09/06/2014 at 9:35am - misc - by UghDude (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, it was a hot day and a woman walking in front of me collapsed. I helped her up, and I called an ambulance while she laid down. While we waited, two teenage girls walked past and I heard one say to the other, "I love how this city just lets people tan wherever". FML


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On 08/13/2014 at 11:02pm - kids - by Anonymous - New Zealand

Today, for the third time this week, I had to clean up after someone who pissed themselves in the beer aisle at the grocery store where I work. FML


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On 07/21/2014 at 5:15pm - work - by notpayedenoughforthisshit (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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