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Fiorella1

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Fiorella1

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Fiorella1
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  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 May 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 416
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Fiorella1 : Hey. A few things about me are that I love food and I sleep a lot 😁

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Visits<b>heirofhope</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 11:01am<b>oldmanringo</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 10:55am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 5:25pm<b>tiredofwaiting</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 5:24pm<b>annequenneville</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 10:50pm<b>Gabygonzalez9211</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 5:37pm<b>Kyle_byrket</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 4:41pm<b>Lanker</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 7:39am<b>UncleCaitlyn</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 4:01am<b>wintertide</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 3:16am<b>PrincessKenny</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 11:33pm<b>RandEm2497</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 9:34pm<b>DragonflyM</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 8:15pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 11:54am<b>EmmaRey</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 6:58am<b>QueenJay81</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 6:20am<b>Yazoo77</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 2:48pm<b>gabobi91</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 9:15am

Fucked!<b>tiredofwaiting</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 11:24pm<b>Gabygonzalez9211</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 11:37pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 12:51pm<b>belindailene</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 8:45pm<b>CyberSeeker</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 5:03pm<b>winterforever97</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 9:12pm<b>Wsparta</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 10:28pm<b>tanishpradhan</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 8:00am<b>cheesyfeet2001</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 8:18am<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 4:45am<b>SlowDownImaNoob</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 3:17am<b>HyunnK</b> - the 01/24/2015 at 12:41am<b>sadbubbles</b> - the 11/19/2014 at 5:01pm

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Fiorella1's favorite FMLs

Today, I was talking to my friend, who was telling me he's having suicidal thoughts lately. He then said he'd be back in a few minutes. Nearly an hour passed. I panicked, thinking he'd offed himself. Several minutes after I called the emergency services, he messaged me, saying "K, back." FML

#21443864
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26216) - you deserved it (2937)

On 07/19/2015 at 2:49am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I was at a restaurant where the host is an attractive guy with only one arm. I was with my family, so I didn't want to be too obvious when checking him out. It seems like I was, though, because he came over and told me it was rude to stare at his arm. FML

#21436059
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24670) - you deserved it (3768)

On 07/03/2015 at 9:45pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML

#21431510
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29979) - you deserved it (4404)

On 06/24/2015 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my professor let a guy into my philosophy class 30 minutes late because his excuse was, "Time is just an illusion." This is the same professor that kicked me out of the classroom for being 2 minutes late. FML

#21423584
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24786) - you deserved it (2500)

On 06/09/2015 at 9:59pm - work - by Really - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my drunk boyfriend decided to wake me up by fingering me. Let's just say going to the ER to get your tampon dug out isn't fun. FML

#21410572
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35257) - you deserved it (3101)

On 05/15/2015 at 3:54pm - intimacy - by nazirah4shizzle (woman) - United States

Today, I was driving and someone was following me across the city and wouldn't let up, so I drove past my house, thinking it was a stalker. Eventually I lost them on the highway. It wasn't until I'd gotten back home that I remembered that my 'stalker' was a coworker I'd invited over for lunch. FML

#21390746
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15501) - you deserved it (38735)

On 04/09/2015 at 4:11pm - work - by Distracted (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my mom told me that her vagina is "as cute today as it was twenty years ago." FML

#21308358
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30862) - you deserved it (2956)

On 11/29/2014 at 9:06pm - misc - by justawallflower - United States (Ohio)

Today, it took a whole half hour of scratching my head before I realized with horror that the weird tickling sensation I'd been feeling was actually a spider crawling around in my hair. FML

#21302674
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33342) - you deserved it (2973)

On 11/20/2014 at 10:23am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out I'm allergic to our new cat. My mom said she'd rather get rid of me than the cat. FML

Today, I found out that my sister licks all the flavoring off Doritos and puts them back in the bag. FML

#21252905
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39838) - you deserved it (3112)

On 09/06/2014 at 9:35am - misc - by UghDude (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, it was a hot day and a woman walking in front of me collapsed. I helped her up, and I called an ambulance while she laid down. While we waited, two teenage girls walked past and I heard one say to the other, "I love how this city just lets people tan wherever". FML

#21237053
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40764) - you deserved it (2928)

On 08/13/2014 at 11:02pm - kids - by Anonymous - New Zealand

Today, for the third time this week, I had to clean up after someone who pissed themselves in the beer aisle at the grocery store where I work. FML

#21216504
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38170) - you deserved it (3249)

On 07/21/2014 at 5:15pm - work - by notpayedenoughforthisshit (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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