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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 May 1994 (20 years)
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Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML


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On 12/20/2014 at 2:33am - love - by qyx3lmnop24 - United States (California)

Today, my mom told me that her vagina is "as cute today as it was twenty years ago." FML


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On 11/29/2014 at 9:06pm - misc - by justawallflower - United States (Ohio)

Today, it took a whole half hour of scratching my head before I realized with horror that the weird tickling sensation I'd been feeling was actually a spider crawling around in my hair. FML


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On 11/20/2014 at 10:23am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out I'm allergic to our new cat. My mom said she'd rather get rid of me than the cat. FML

Today, I found out that my sister licks all the flavoring off Doritos and puts them back in the bag. FML


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On 09/06/2014 at 9:35am - misc - by UghDude (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, it was a hot day and a woman walking in front of me collapsed. I helped her up, and I called an ambulance while she laid down. While we waited, two teenage girls walked past and I heard one say to the other, "I love how this city just lets people tan wherever". FML


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On 08/13/2014 at 11:02pm - kids - by Anonymous - New Zealand

Today, for the third time this week, I had to clean up after someone who pissed themselves in the beer aisle at the grocery store where I work. FML


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On 07/21/2014 at 5:15pm - work - by notpayedenoughforthisshit (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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