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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 July 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 2685
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Finnick : You're amazing if you know where my username is from ;)
K x P, C x C & A x F forever.

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Finnick's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend and my parents staged an intervention, and have asked me to go to rehab. What they want me to go to rehab for? World of Warcraft. FML

#13588897
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9983) - you deserved it (61843)

On 10/25/2010 at 11:06am - misc - by leve80paladin (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, for the first time, I decided to just be myself at work. My boss thought I was drunk. FML

#13038622
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22844) - you deserved it (5746)

On 09/13/2010 at 7:40pm - work - by Drunk - United States (Alabama)

Today, I had a job interview. The moment I walked into the room, the interviewer said "Ok, I will interview you, but there is no way I'm hiring you." FML

#12952694
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26548) - you deserved it (3664)

On 09/07/2010 at 7:27pm - work - by Jobless - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my best friend thought it would look cool if I recorded her swinging while lying under the swing. She ended up kicking me in the face and laughing so hard she pissed on me. FML

#12522582
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34194) - you deserved it (18557)

On 08/14/2010 at 4:43pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally got a job. As a clown. FML

#12304644
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28084) - you deserved it (8055)

On 08/04/2010 at 4:28am - work - by Ploeboi (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had a date with a girl at a fancy restaurant. In the middle of it she says, "Excuse me, I have to use the bathroom." I watched her get up, walk over to the door, leave, get in her car, and drive away. FML

#11045008
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39005) - you deserved it (5453)

On 06/07/2010 at 10:21pm - love - by Th3BaconNinja (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my husband decided he will be a 'stay at home' dad. We have two cats. No kids. FML

#10938544
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30816) - you deserved it (3571)

On 06/03/2010 at 3:44am - animals - by Kate - United States (Arizona)

Today, my mom bought me some expensive Japanese candy. I opened it, and saw that each chewy candy was wrapped in a thin, hard to peel off wrapper. After trying to get each wrapper off, I determined they were unopen-able and threw them away. I then read the box, saying the wrappers were edible. FML

#10645827
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6538) - you deserved it (49728)

On 05/20/2010 at 8:37am - misc - by Candy - United States (Maryland)

Today, I discovered that the wintergreen breath mints I've been taking for a week now, are actually circular, flavored, white and green laxatives. FML

#9111190
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8019) - you deserved it (23646)

On 03/15/2010 at 7:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was babysitting. Being kind, I went to grab their mail, while their 4 year old ate lunch. He locked me out, wrecked the house, and let me in right when he saw their car two hours later. I didn't get paid. I paid them. FML

#8944596
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25696) - you deserved it (8459)

On 03/09/2010 at 12:19pm - kids - by lockedoutbabysitter (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my dorm had a mandatory meeting about body image. I went to the meeting and left feeling all good about myself. As soon as I got back to my room, my favorite jeans ripped right across my butt. FML

#8859688
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18850) - you deserved it (4176)

On 03/06/2010 at 12:14am - misc - by shortiem (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my dorm had a mandatory meeting about body image. I went to the meeting and left feeling all good about myself. As soon as I got back to my room, my favorite jeans ripped right across my butt. FML

#8859688
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18850) - you deserved it (4176)

On 03/06/2010 at 12:14am - misc - by shortiem (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was teaching a special techniques class for ballet and was focusing on pirouettes. I was teaching a group of 8 year olds, and one student could do perfect triple turns one after the other. I still can't do them, and I've been dancing for 15 years. FML

#8437368
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22671) - you deserved it (5396)

On 02/19/2010 at 6:52am - kids - by JJ101 (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was working as a clown (Pennywise) in a haunted maze. A bunch of drunk guys came in and started breaking props. I decided to stay still and follow through with the scare. I ended up getting kicked in a very sensitive area. The security guard just laughed. FML

#7899176
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23221) - you deserved it (3777)

On 02/05/2010 at 3:23am - work - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version



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