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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 July 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 2414
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Finnick : You're amazing if you know where my username is from ;)
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Finnick's favorite FMLs

Today, my cousin taught me how to make dinner. My cousin is in first grade and I'm in college. FML

#16598107
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10380) - you deserved it (35248)

On 06/10/2011 at 5:22pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, while driving with my three year old, I was showing her the different kinds of birds. I pointed out a bright red cardinal perched in a row of hedges. She squealed as it took flight, so happy to see such a brightly colored birdie fly. Until it hit my windshield. FML

#16520207
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28748) - you deserved it (3991)

On 06/05/2011 at 9:44pm - kids - by Whoops (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I applied for a dental insurance that claims "you cannot be denied". I was denied. FML

#16464062
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26406) - you deserved it (2828)

On 06/02/2011 at 3:26am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while I was driving her to a surprise party where I was going to propose. FML

#16426904
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65115) - you deserved it (3738)

On 05/30/2011 at 10:58pm - love - by efff my life. - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was on my first blind date. We went to a fancy restaurant in the middle in the city. After using the bathroom, I came back to an empty table. He stole my purse and left. FML

#16384205
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35932) - you deserved it (14532)

On 05/28/2011 at 8:44am - love - by dancer_2014 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I finally got the wedding dress I've been waiting months to see. It turns out that my mom ordered the dress 2 sizes smaller than my size, this way it will be "an incentive to lose weight". FML

#16350692
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33443) - you deserved it (5571)

On 05/25/2011 at 11:19pm - health - by Angelica - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dad came to my graduate art show wearing a t-shirt saying "My other daughter is a science major". He'd had it specially made. FML

#16341041
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37154) - you deserved it (6709)

On 05/25/2011 at 10:06am - misc - by art_major (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I learned that my apartment building has two new tenants: my ex-girlfriend and her fiancé, the guy she cheated on me with. FML

#16076129
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37195) - you deserved it (2836)

On 05/07/2011 at 7:54am - love - by bigcityfail (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I realized that I frequently argue with myself and respond back. FML

#16075274
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19734) - you deserved it (9577)

On 05/07/2011 at 3:08am - misc - by sillyfox4lyfe (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my dad went through my room while I was out and threw away the "inappropriate pictures" that he found. They're the nudes I've been working on for art class. FML

#15992331
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33179) - you deserved it (4610)

On 04/30/2011 at 4:30pm - misc - by OhGreat - United States (Washington)

Today, I had a horrible stomach flu and was well into my second hour of dry heaving when I heard my husband knock on the bathroom door. I was touched that he was worried about me until I heard, "Honey, what did you make me for dinner?" FML

#15986605
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34764) - you deserved it (3568)

On 04/30/2011 at 2:27am - love - by greenintheface - United States (Michigan)

Today, I returned home after a three-week trip to Jamaica. When I opened the door to my room, I was greeted by a swarm of bees and their enormous nest, which was attached to my doorknob. Apparently, I'd forgotten to close the window properly before I left. FML

#15970719
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23361) - you deserved it (16499)

On 04/28/2011 at 10:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, as I was out walking, one homeless man sitting with two others asked me for something to eat. Trying to do a good deed, I bought the three men a bag of apples. They then fought viciously over them before the first man chased me for handing them to "the wrong one." FML

#15846302
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28819) - you deserved it (4080)

On 04/19/2011 at 11:37am - misc - by oops (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML

#15589378
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38267) - you deserved it (5205)

On 04/01/2011 at 1:35pm - love - by gRRRrr (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I posted an event to have a get together with friends. Most of them put "not attending". I hadn't even set the date. FML

#15416562
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33589) - you deserved it (5345)

On 03/21/2011 at 3:15pm - misc - by lonely - United States



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