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Finnick
  • Town/Country : District 4, Panem
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 July 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 1226
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Finnick : You're amazing if you know where my username is from ;)
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Today, I learnt that the girl with who I've being going out for 6 months, has been sleeping with every guy around except one. Guess who? FML

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On 11/24/2008 at 1:08am - love - by lectro - Sent from mobile version

Today, I tried demonstrate to my little brother that, unlike what he sees in cartoons, it is impossible to slip on a banana peel. I'm not too sure he's convinced. FML

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On 11/18/2008 at 10:44pm - kids - by j0j0 - France (Aquitaine)

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML

#321
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On 11/17/2008 at 6:27am - love - by Darkheaven - Sent from mobile version

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

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On 11/13/2008 at 11:16pm - kids - by mimo - Sent from mobile version

Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML

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On 11/07/2008 at 12:47am - misc - by alice5000 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 63-year-old neighbor jumped out of his windo I was the first to find him, alive, naked and stuck in a bush. I guess I shouldn't have laughed at him while waiting for the ambulance, because he was my landlord. FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:32am - misc - by Benji -

Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:28am - love - by Anonymous -

Today, for the first time I sat next to a hot babe. I was feeling nervous, nevertheless, I managed to shyly ask her phone number. It’s only when I arrived back home that I realized there was a digit missing. FML

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