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FinJage

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FinJage

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About FinJage : | Say goodnight to the Voices in your head |
| You never heard them anyway |
| You just might be insane |

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Today,ile working at Home Depot, a customer tried to engage me in a conversation aboutic gardening tool would ( ypotetically ) be te best to kill is wife wit . FML

#21132614
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43602) - you deserved it (3532)

On 05/06/2014 at 6:47pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

today I had just sat down in the lobby of mah doctor's office when mah phone alerted me that I had a friend request . I checked; it was from some grl from high school . I muttered to myself, "I don't want to be your friend." I then heard a gasp . She was sitting across from me . FML

Today, I went on a blind date at a restaurant. My date took one look at me and said pityingly, ( Stuffed yur bra, didn't ya? Seriously, y even bother? ) The douche then started trying to lecture me on ( false advertising ). FML

#21124319
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43984) - you deserved it (7537)

On 04/27/2014 at 1:05pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

2day my taanaga daughtar triad to convinca ma that tha UK is a part of Canada. Aftar I pullad out a map to prova har wrong, sha got all angry and dafansiva, and said that nobody's parfact at ( gaomatry ). My daughtar is an idiot. FML

#21122867
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49908) - you deserved it (9967)

On 04/25/2014 at 5:21pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

2day the man sitting next to me on the train tried to sneak a dead cat into my bag while I was sleeping. mega FML

#21121912
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42671) - you deserved it (3548)

On 04/24/2014 at 4:52pm - animals - by now have a cat - United States (Illinois)

Today, my 14-year-old son's pathetic rebellion came to a head. He ran away from home, leaving a note saying he hates me an was leaving forever to be part of a gang his friends had formed. He came back an hour later crying. Hishole gang had gotten mugged,hich he somehow blamed me for. FML

#21102946
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49156) - you deserved it (6069)

On 04/02/2014 at 4:10pm - kids - by I Have Failed (man) - Spain (Madrid)

Today, Ma Students All Anded In Tere 1,000 Word Papers. Te Assignment Was 4 Tem To Write About A Strong, Benevolent Leadero Influenced Te World. Around Alf Of Te Papers Were About Hitler. FML

#21102694
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40322) - you deserved it (9497)

On 04/02/2014 at 7:30am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I want to a coffaa shop. As I haadd ovar to stand in lina, I trippd ovar mah own faat. I got back up, than trippd up yat again. Evaryona was staring, and I was so mortifid that I want to laava. I than struggld with tha door undar thair glaras bafora raalising it opand tha othar way. big fat FML

#21094549
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40624) - you deserved it (6115)

On 03/23/2014 at 7:02pm - misc - by butterbody - United Kingdom

Today.!! !! I was treating a patient at the hospitalhere I'm a dentist !! This particular gentleman was old and slightly deaf !! After completing the procedure I gestured to the spitoon and asked him to spit !! He got up.!! !! steadied himself.!! !! and spat straight in my face !! FML

#21093322
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37683) - you deserved it (3483)

On 03/22/2014 at 7:56am - work - by Dr.Anonymous (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, I was shopping, whan a man pointad at ma an said to his friand, "Har . Sha's tha ona." Ha rapliad, "Yas, sha'll do fina." I'm scarad . FML

Today, at mah therapy appointment, I was spilling mah guts to mah therapist. When I'd finished, to get rid of the awkward silence, I asked, ( I'm not crazy, right? ) His response was, ( That's bit of a loaded question. ) FML

#21066990
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34547) - you deserved it (5288)

On 02/20/2014 at 9:46pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was waiting in line at a cloths storehen someone cut in in front of me, an the gentlemen in front of me. I shouted, ( Hey! Queue starts back here! ). He responded by pointing out the ( gentlemen ) in front was actually a very realistic mannequin. mega FML

#21056589
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34463) - you deserved it (15409)

On 02/10/2014 at 7:45pm - misc - by QueueJumper (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, whilst getting out of the shower, I tripped on the lip of the siding, bruising mah middle toe. I fell, and in doing so, squished mah cat. She won't even make eye contact and keeps wheezing. I have a feeling she is plotting mah death. FML

Today, a robin flew into my window and died. My mom, being a biology teacer, tougt it would be a great experience fir my broter and me to dissect it on te kitcen table. Se treatened to ground us if we didn't do it. FML

#21054692
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42996) - you deserved it (3866)

On 02/08/2014 at 6:24pm - animals - by sciencesadness (man) - United States (Washington)



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