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FilleNoir's favorite FMLs
Today, I realized how boring and sexually deprived my life is when I found a gas station ten cents cheaper than the one I usually use. It gave me both an asthma attack and an erection, simultaneously. FML
by the long distance guy / 04/08/2014 at 3:56am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/07/2014 at 7:24pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/28/2014 at 6:05pm / United Kingdom (Essex) / Miscellaneous
by alicia75 / 03/26/2014 at 7:45pm / United States (Indiana) / Animals
by Venus / 03/13/2014 at 6:28pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I watched my daughter squealing with delight in front of a video game. Beating a boss? Slaying an adversary? Completing a quest? Not at all. She was chasing birds, making them fly away, then starting all over again as soon as they landed. She's 19. FML
by melimelo24 / 03/13/2014 at 5:33am / Australia (Victoria) / Kids
Today, I was shopping for dresses when my fiancé turned into what I can only call a groomzilla. He told me and my maid of honor that we need to lose weight because he's not "paying all this money for a pair of fatties to not look good." FML
by Ms. Piggy / 03/02/2014 at 2:09pm / United States (Tennessee) / Money
Today, I threw an eraser at my brother to get his attention because he couldn't hear me over his music. Being in a bad mood, he thought I was trying to aggravate his bad mood and responded by throwing a small desk cactus back. FML
by ThatGuyWithFMLs / 02/25/2014 at 4:31am / Japan (Osaka) / Miscellaneous
by weak / 02/23/2014 at 9:36am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by dsamanthas / 02/23/2014 at 3:10am / United States (California) / Animals
Today, I'm eight months pregnant with my second child. My 18-month-old son loves to watch my belly move when his baby brother moves. And then loves to smack my belly. It's going to be a long eighteen years. FML
by clrichmond2009 / 02/19/2014 at 1:48pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids
by kj1 / 02/17/2014 at 1:28pm / United States (Utah) / Love
by author / 02/14/2014 at 9:28pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, at the bank where I work, I escorted a very short woman to her safe deposit box in the vault. I left her alone, knowing she could use the phone to call the reception when she was ready to leave. We later realised the phone was too high for her to reach. If glares could kill. FML
Today, whilst getting out of the shower, I tripped on the lip of the siding, bruising my middle toe. I fell, and in doing so, squished my cat. She won't even make eye contact and keeps wheezing. I have a feeling she is plotting my death. FML
by Ashlynnlove / 02/10/2014 at 9:12am / United States / Animals
- Today, I was at a restaurant (which is 1 hour away from home) with my family eating dinner. I went… Today, my SO started to lecture me on how caffeine is bad for the baby. I breastfeed our daughter.… Today, I realized I finally had enough money saved to surprise my girlfriend with her dream trip to…