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FilleNoir

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FilleNoir

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 March 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2976
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About FilleNoir : I just love to read peoples funny life moments! Well... They're funny to me at least.

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FilleNoir's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked into my house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and my boyfriend holding my dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML

#21279204
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30319) - you deserved it (3143)

On 10/16/2014 at 4:53pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to get my hair cut. My stylist had the greatest tattoo of a rat on her arm. I spent the whole appointment thinking about how cool the tattoo was, and what an interesting person she must be to choose such a thing. So I complimented her on it and she said, "Oh it's a wolf." FML

#21239690
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37637) - you deserved it (6323)

On 08/17/2014 at 11:19am - misc - by Etrius (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my psychotic step-dad asked me if I'm doing drugs. I replied with a massive amount of sarcasm: "Yeah, all of 'em. Especially meth." He flipped out, searched my room top to bottom, then grounded me "for good" until I tell him where I hid the supposed drugs. FML

#21233273
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39652) - you deserved it (11803)

On 08/09/2014 at 1:32pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while working my shift at the grocery store, we ran out of muffins. I'm a little overweight, and I guess that's the reason an irate customer accused me of eating all of them. FML

#21233183
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40143) - you deserved it (3847)

On 08/09/2014 at 9:50am - work - by muffins - United States (Maryland)

Today, I paid $325 to have the vet tell me that my 19-year-old cat ISN'T dying, she just had anxiety shits because we were gone on vacation for so long. FML

#21231104
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34356) - you deserved it (5570)

On 08/06/2014 at 5:35pm - animals - by chynna (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was watching my 3 year old brother. He asked me to get him a cookie and I said, "What's the magic word?" He looked at me angrily and said "Bitch, please." FML

#21227114
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43303) - you deserved it (7024)

On 08/01/2014 at 9:57pm - kids - by WickedRene (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my 3-year-old daughter asked me to carry her from the car to the house. I asked her for 3 kisses and a hug in return. She said she'd rather walk instead. FML

#21213512
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44641) - you deserved it (6050)

On 07/18/2014 at 10:56pm - kids - by kids say the darnedest things - United States (Colorado)

Today, I went on a date and ate in the park. When I crossed my legs under the table, I scraped my knee and got a lot of splinters in it. When I got back home and started digging out the splinters, my dad furiously demanded to know why I'd been on my knees during the date. FML

#21206411
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44180) - you deserved it (4213)

On 07/11/2014 at 9:36pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Idaho)

Today, I sped off down the road, then realized to my horror that my cat was clinging to the roof of the car. FML

Today, my boyfriend informed me of how I had really hurt his feelings. Apparently, not wanting to be sent a photo of his poop is hurtful. FML

#21188342
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39546) - you deserved it (5278)

On 06/25/2014 at 7:38pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I lost my dog while hiking. After searching the trails for an hour and a half, he was by the car. FML

Today, my family and I were on a road trip. Everything was fine until we discovered that my dad, the driver, was not only fast asleep, he was also snoring. We were in the middle of the highway. FML

#21170877
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47045) - you deserved it (4125)

On 06/11/2014 at 12:41pm - misc - by NextTimeMom'sDriving (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got yelled at by a customer while working at a bank call center. He was furious I apologized for a mistake that someone else had made. I again apologized for apologizing. FML

#21168093
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34766) - you deserved it (4533)

On 06/09/2014 at 10:27am - work - by apologetic (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, some pig slapped my ass as he passed me in the street, then looked back at me with a dirty grin. His grin turned to horror when he realized that I'm actually a guy, then to anger as he bitched me out for "tricking" him by "looking like a chick". FML

#21167190
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56736) - you deserved it (6840)

On 06/08/2014 at 2:32pm - misc - by 404: sense not found (man) - United States (California)



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