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  • Number of visits : 595
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Visits<b>Tripartita</b> - the 11/02/2016 at 2:38pm<b>ItnHmn</b> - the 10/09/2016 at 8:07am<b>jordynMKD</b> - the 09/03/2016 at 3:19am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 09/02/2016 at 11:41pm<b>aliceaudrey1997</b> - the 07/16/2016 at 9:19am<b>Musicstruck17</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 4:39am<b>moocowmilk0</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 6:48pm<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 12/12/2015 at 3:47am<b>MoxleyCrue</b> - the 10/23/2015 at 7:56pm<b>zandalee</b> - the 01/28/2014 at 3:52pm<b>mollyjynxjax</b> - the 01/28/2014 at 2:50am<b>shyeahh</b> - the 01/27/2014 at 10:55pm<b>Wizardo</b> - the 01/01/2014 at 12:07pm<b>thatotk</b> - the 07/09/2013 at 9:30pm<b>9lashes</b> - the 04/11/2013 at 11:34am

Fucked!<b>ItnHmn</b> - the 10/07/2016 at 6:24pm<b>aliceaudrey1997</b> - the 04/04/2016 at 10:41am

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Today, I saw my two-year-old son trying to floss his teeth. He was using an earthworm. FML

by Fffhjno / 09/28/2016 at 2:15pm / United States (Utah) / Kids

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd drive me to the jeweler's to pick out a ring. We drove there, I picked the ring, and the sales person rang it up. I glanced at my boyfriend, only for him to reply, "Well don't look at me!" FML

by Anonymous / 09/02/2016 at 10:50am / United Kingdom (Somerset) / Love

Today, I received my uniform for culinary school. I'm 5'4" and 110 lbs, and during sizing even an XS uniform swam on me. On the other hand, I need huge shoes for my size 10 feet. Apparently, the school decided to ignore my sizing sheet and simply give me standard medium uniforms and size 8 shoes. FML

by SorryIDontMatchStandardSizes / 09/02/2016 at 12:06am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I helped my orchestra teacher out and played with a double quartet for a faculty meeting. When it came time to introduce us, he called out the names of the seven other students and then admitted in front of everyone that he'd forgotten my name. I've been one of his top students for 3 years. FML

by theinfiniteend / 08/24/2016 at 7:59pm / United States (Illinois) / Work

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Today, a pharmacist slut-shamed me for taking birth control. I'm still a virgin, and I only take those pills to help with my acne and period cramps. FML

by CyberPsycho / 08/19/2016 at 4:57pm / United States (Tennessee) / Health

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Today, I'm so broke that I'm thinking about using a glass of whiskey and a pair of pliers to pull out my broken wisdom teeth. FML

by YoungSmileBones / 08/15/2016 at 2:29pm / United States (Arizona) / Money

Today, I ordered two double cheeseburgers from McDonald's and asked for one of them without pickles so they would think I was ordering for two people. Both burgers were for me. FML

by hamburglar / 08/11/2016 at 2:46pm / United States (Texas) / Health

Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the same school and had a job lined up in town, he decided not to come with me because the Internet at our apartment wasn't going to be fast enough for his gaming. FML

by GoAggies / 06/21/2016 at 1:11pm / United States (Utah) / Geek