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Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML
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Today, I'm a 25-year-old married woman and I'm currently living with my grandfather to take care of him. Today, he grounded me. FML
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On 03/02/2010 at 1:46am - misc - by grounded. - United States (Delaware)
Today, I saw my boyfriend for the first time in a while. When he came over we realized that we had not only gotten the same haircut, but we were also wearing the same sweater. We are a matching old couple at 17. FML
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On 03/02/2010 at 12:15am - love - by oldandmarriedapparently (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I learnt that if you accidentally sit on a hamster, instead of dying, it bites your testicles. FML
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On 03/01/2010 at 4:13am - animals - by ItHurtsLIkeHell (man) - Malaysia (Pulau Pinang)
Today, I was arrested for DWI in my own apartment complex. I had to be released into the custody of a sober adult, but I wasn't allowed access to my phone to get any numbers. I only have a few memorized. So I was picked up from jail by my ex-girlfriend and her fiancé - my manager at work. FML
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On 02/28/2010 at 10:46pm - misc - by Ben - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, my younger sister said that she was going to pray for her brother's HIV. I have Primary Immune Disease (PID) not HIV. School will be very interesting tomorrow. FML
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On 02/28/2010 at 7:03pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year old woman. She says "Man, you're a fast cashier, I like my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond, so not thinking, I quickly said, "Yeah, me too." FML
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On 02/22/2010 at 8:29pm - work - by Patrick (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
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On 02/22/2010 at 12:44am - health - by Username - United States
Today, I was checking out a gorgeous woman in spandex with beautiful flowing long black hair on the treadmill at the gym. I spent a few minutes just watching her body move and ripple under the material. She turned off the treadmill and got off, only for me to find out that it was a guy. FML
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On 02/21/2010 at 10:16am - love - by anonymous - United States
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to send him a pic of myself being happy for his phone's caller ID. So I picked out a picture where I'm grinning a big grin, clearly very happy like he asked. He replies back, "You look weird there. Send a pretty one." FML
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On 02/21/2010 at 3:44am - misc - by weirdo - United States (California)
Today, while playing Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, my phone rang, and I instinctively tried to pick it up with the Force. I kept trying until it stopped ringing. FML
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On 02/20/2010 at 2:04pm - misc - by analinguist (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I had to X-ray an 81 year old lady. The clothes she was wearing would show up on the X-ray so I had to make her change into a gown. I found out the hard way that 81 year olds still go commando. FML
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On 02/17/2010 at 7:50am - work - by ugamayne - United States (Maryland)
Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML
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On 02/09/2010 at 2:10pm - misc - by kingmetal42 - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was checking the Facebook event page to see who is attending the party I am having this weekend, since my parents are going out of town. 1 person has confirmed. My mom. FML
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On 02/09/2010 at 1:52pm - misc - by fbcaught (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, my mum was saying she needs to gain weight because she was underweight according to her doctor. She then said she's going to eat like me in order to gain more weight. FML
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On 02/09/2010 at 9:26am - health - by mynameislor - Canada (Ontario)
Monday 20 May 2013
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