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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Today, I was working, ripping siding off a house. I pulled off a sheet that was over my head. I got rained with what I thought was woodchips that was behind the siding. Turns out they were dead grasshoppers. Guess what I found in my bra after work. FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 1:45am - work - by xUnluckyx - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my dad and I were in the car when a rabbit scurried across the road, just missing us. My dad turned and said to me, "Well, it's good we didn't hit him. He gets to live another day." I then looked in the rear view mirror to see the rabbit running away from the cross traffic, only to be hit by the car behind us. FML
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On 03/15/2010 at 12:44pm - misc - by bunnylover (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML
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On 03/15/2010 at 11:27am - love - by stunned (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, my boyfriend ran accidentally head-first into my face and left me with a giant black eye. My mother is convinced I had a seizure in a park somewhere and won't listen when I tell her she's wrong, and everyone else thinks my boyfriend is abusive. FML
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On 03/15/2010 at 3:35am - love - by el211 (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I came home to hear my girlfriend break up with me, over the answering machine, with my entire family in the room. FML
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On 03/15/2010 at 2:19am - love - by kukadaman - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I was so excited to finally use my $45 gift card to a hair salon. I walk up to the doors to find them locked and to look inside to see that the salon was not only closed but out of business. FML
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On 03/15/2010 at 12:51am - money - by Fridaythe12th (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was at the gas station pumping gas when the lady in front of me had a little boy who asked if he could pump the gas. She said yes and then quickly answered her phone, as it was ringing. She wasn't watching him and he pulled out the pump to early, spraying gas all over me, including my face. FML
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On 03/15/2010 at 12:34am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, my deranged co-worker sent me a text message containing a picture that she just took of her uncle. It was his funeral. FML
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On 03/14/2010 at 8:20pm - misc - by thanatophobia - Sent from mobile version
Today, my Dad told me that I was named after the dog he accidentally shot in the head as a teenager. FML
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On 03/14/2010 at 7:23pm - animals - by OhhhNooo (man) - United States (California)
Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML
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On 03/14/2010 at 10:56am - love - by allennn - Sent from mobile version
Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML
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On 03/14/2010 at 10:56am - love - by allennn - Sent from mobile version
Today, I fell in a river with a £700 camera, a £200 lens, and an iPhone while trying to rescue a 50 pence ball for my dog. FML
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On 03/14/2010 at 9:36am - money - by Rick (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)
Today, I learnt that the people I work with dislike me so much that they have a competition to see who can accidentally hurt me the most. How did I find out? A chef poured boiling water over my hands, and another shouted "50 POINTS!" FML
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On 03/14/2010 at 5:09am - misc - by Cooky (man) - United Kingdom (Calderdale)
Today, finally accepting the fact that the love of my life has moved on, I took myself to a movie, alone, on a Saturday night. After buying the last ticket to a sold out movie and trying to find the only open seat in the dark, I sit down... right next to my ex-best friend AND my ex-fiancé. FML
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On 03/13/2010 at 7:27pm - love - by hurt (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, while at work, a man came in wearing a very elaborate cowboy ensemble and went to talk to one of my coworkers. Once he left, I asked her how she knew a gay cowboy. She then explained that he's actually a farmer and her husband of ten years. FML
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On 03/13/2010 at 2:31pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)
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