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Today, I was in a toilet cubicle, when I overheard two of my friends at the sink talking about how ugly and skinny I was. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15459) - you deserved it (1211)

On 01/17/2009 at 9:55pm - misc - by Youknowwho - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML

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