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Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML

#18343392
120 comments

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On 11/25/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by Jessie - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML

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369 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38184) - you deserved it (31139)

On 11/19/2011 at 3:05am - intimacy - by Tyler - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML

#18286720
369 comments

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On 11/19/2011 at 3:05am - intimacy - by Tyler - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that having sex with me was as good as eating crispy bacon. I don't know if I should feel complimented. FML

#17852902
316 comments

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On 09/28/2011 at 12:55am - intimacy - by confused (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

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On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

#17206347
354 comments

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On 07/21/2011 at 5:24pm - love - by toni405 - United States

Today, I woke up feeling great. I opened up the blinds and looked out from my window just in time to see a man ripping my mailbox from the ground and sprinting away with it. FML

#17193667
125 comments

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On 07/20/2011 at 6:17pm - misc - by cheddar (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML

#16113855
224 comments

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On 05/10/2011 at 1:18am - kids - by Whatdididowrong? -

Today, my friend told me that her favourite aunt died last night of a heart attack. The first thing I could think of to say was, "Oh no, is she okay?" FML

#15935216
171 comments

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On 04/26/2011 at 3:11pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I shaved my head because I heard that one of my good friends got cancer. I went to visit her in the hospital. She's not bald. FML

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134 comments

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On 04/24/2011 at 10:06am - health - by nohair (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML

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311 comments

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On 04/22/2011 at 7:11am - intimacy - by Damian -

Today, I received an overdue bill for my now nonexistent car that caught fire in July. FML

#13713270
55 comments

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On 11/04/2010 at 10:42am - money - by Lisa - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I had a job interview. When I got there, the lady interviewing me shook my hand and said, 'Hello, I'm gay.' I found this strange and I didn't know what to say, so I stated, 'Aw, it's OK, I support you.' She looked pretty offended, and I realized why when I found out that her name was Gaye. FML

#13711659
145 comments

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On 11/04/2010 at 5:18am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend called and told me he had a surprise for me and to meet up with him to find out. The big surprise was a consultation with a plastic surgeon for rhinoplasty surgery. I never disliked my nose. FML

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110 comments

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On 09/11/2010 at 4:46pm - misc - by damnit - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had diarrhea in a Walmart bathroom for 15 minutes. Apparently, so did the guy in the stall next to me. He attempted to make small talk to pass the time. FML

#13005012
102 comments

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On 09/11/2010 at 2:59pm - misc - by wantontsu -



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