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Ferret_Fanatic94
  • Town/Country : USA
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  • Birth Date : Monday 19 September 1994 (19 years)
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Today, my brother got a pet ferret. He told me it had a flexible spine, so I bent it backwards. It farted, and clawed my face. FML

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